h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes hre by the hand and leads her away*

Lenny: *twitch* *Is pounced on and gagged by Coren*

Coren: Oh, no, you don't, you little grammar nazi, you!

Wow I never knew I was worth so much! Is there any way of getting out of this?

Garrett: On the front page it says that all unlicensed thieves/assassins will be "inhumed". Does this by any chance apply to me? If it does, I believe I will go sign up with the Thieves' guild right now...

Assassins are exempt from theves guild law,

it says so on there page

no Kat you cant get out of it, but eventually i will get board and it will change

Coren: What Garrett means is that he is an unlicensed , but not an Assassin. So does that mean he's breaking a rule?

yes it does, and I shall now have to assassinate him...

Is he actually stealing stuff, or just proclaiming himslef a thief?

*nurses a bottle next to the bar*

Young people shouldn't ask so many questions...

*mutters*

would you like a top up there kat?

Ah thanks luv. Don't you agree though? Young people these days argue with their elders too much and always asking questions!! I've never heard so many questions! Today was

"Why don't bananas have juice?"!!

oh yes... far too many questions...
*hands kat another bottle*

and lazy as well

Lazy!? Lazy! don't get me started on lazy! Spend all day doing nothing, maybe just doing a bit of washing up and then lounging around...sleeping half the day away...if you haven't done half your work by 10am then you'll never do a job properly!

And these youth of today...don't know when they've got it good! Sit around all day and night moaning to each other about life...In my day if we had a cardboard box by the side of the road we counted ourselves lucky! Now they sit around moaning when they have homes, these new computer thingies, food, drink, apple juice, cauliflower cheese...dont know what they can think of to moan about!

lucky to get a cauliflower... never mind cheese...

and now they moan when they just have a chocolate biscuit! Pah *spits on floor*
And now my dear I must leave, I have important secret things to do in the depths of the night that would scare your sweet heart to stopping. For I will bring them all down to me if they will not raise me to them. I have the command to make a spoilt insane brat and I WILL!

*rises and ghosts out the door, black cloak flying behind and boots fading into the distance*

impresive exit...
must make sure she cuts down on... whatever it is that makes her act like my grandmother

and Kat can talk about age! I don't moan, except about RL, and more particuarlly essays
*PS Jordan has been muttering about talking to you about the London meet for about a fortnight...but don't expect a call this weekend, he's got a work crisis himself now: have been talking this evening*

*Rushes in from the Fleet Admirals Office thread.*

I need a drink. Fast!

*turns from polishing a glass, looks at DB, and hands him a large glass with some purple liquid in*

Here try this.

*leans on bar and continues glass-polishing*

what's got you kid?