h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pulls another gun on Stu*

You dare to call a Lancashire man... a yank

Make nice with the bang stick, OK?

So I'm confused. You're the lime, I'm the yank.

Which way to 18, then? I'll escort teddy bear here.

*Chemist starts to wander away*

Im not staying here with people who dont appreciate my talents. Can I have a look round this place? I hear tell there's a torture chamber to rivel the Tower of London...

*wanders out the door*

*Kat comes in*

Erm...was that guy allowed to go off on his own? I wouldn't want a duck to happen to him.

Kat, as Vice-guild mistress, the chemist is your responsibility. Please ensure that he(?) is in the Lab18 Tearoom in 24hours time, where we will continue the interview chemist-style.

Remember, Stu that Khamsin's brain may be slightly waterlogged coming from the heathen side of the Pennines. In fact it is well Known the God created Lancashire so hat Yorkshire wouldn't get too wet!

My condolences...

*rolls eyes and darts off after leaving chemist*

Geddon, if you go three generations back on my fathers side, hey are from Yorkshire... Darly Dale mainly... can be confusing y'know

*wanders into the lab and puts serveral experiments on to boil and then sits at his drawing board drawing up plans*

*wanders in, takes notes on Khamsin's experiments, Wanders back to 18 to beat the !"£$%^&^%^%$£ out the chromeleon system!

*looks up from his new designs as Geddon walks in*

*picks up his sheet of paper and disappears into one of the craft rooms*

Has anyone else built a railgun. Can you give me any tips if you have (other than making very sure you know which way the thing fires.

i have made many attempts but couldn't get the rails to fit the bore of the gun

required for blowpipe

tungsten tipped darts for amour penetration with small ink well insert using capillary action to inject curare, plus laser sights and digital wind indicator and range finder. Already has fitted, a small compressed air cylinder for greater range.

I wondered when you would find this...

can't go dashing about unknown corridors, apart from bumping onto folk it could be mistaken that I'm out to assassinate someone, plus it would make a noise and that's against the main assassin's code =

Well thats always a good stance to have
like my ninjitsu instructor is always saying
if your going to get into a fight dont let the other guy know your a ninja and make the witnesses think your an innocent and that your aggressor befell some freak accident

ex yellow belt in Tae Kwon Do in the 70's

red belt in bujinkan
just got back from training
knife defence tonight...

not heard of that one, which is the country it originates from ?