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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 28, 2004
*recovers, looks around, and quickly leaves the room leaving a swirl of dust and clatter of boots which weren't removed when the dress was put on*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 29, 2004
I am here with the Twin Blades of Good and Evil! But i can't remember why...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 29, 2004
I COULD TELL YOU!!!...but I probably shouldn't...or should I...maybe I could...but I might not be able to...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 30, 2004
No sorry. Spelling error. SYNTAX ERROR! YOUR COMPUTER WILL NOW ASPLODE!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 30, 2004
...you mean a splode...right...?
or maybe you don't...it could be one way or the other...
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femptacallum Posted Nov 30, 2004
I am dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 30, 2004
...I'm deslixic...well...sorta...mainly with the numbers in the teens
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femptacallum Posted Nov 30, 2004
I walk into doors.
Well...
Actually, I stand in the doorway, then suddenly realise the door is about to close on my face.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
ah isnt it wonderful
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
I hear voices but my cat assures me its perfectly natural.
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femptacallum Posted Dec 1, 2004
This only works very occasionaly:
Brittish pets are getting fatter. I aksed my dog what he thought of that
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What did he say?
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Nothing - he's a dog stupid.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
My cat is very fat but she claims its glandular and part of her dead stoumach hangs down to make her look *ahem* "wider."
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 13, 2005
*sneaks in before turning back into a human with a small pop*
Right then...well if they're going to sit around debating what new rules to set themselves, I'm going to get down to some serious plotting*
*Wanders around grabbing bandages, chemical flasks, matches, a jacket potato, and a dictaphone*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 13, 2005
Okay so not THAT serious...but some reasonable plotting then 
Besides, I've got to have some small starting rebellion haven't I? before I plot to...do something...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 14, 2005
Can we add a rule about me embezelling being legal?
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- 1281: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 28, 2004)
- 1282: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 29, 2004)
- 1283: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 29, 2004)
- 1284: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1285: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1286: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1287: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1288: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1289: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1290: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1291: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1292: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 1293: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 1294: femptacallum (Dec 1, 2004)
- 1295: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 1296: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 13, 2005)
- 1297: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 13, 2005)
- 1298: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 13, 2005)
- 1299: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 14, 2005)
- 1300: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 14, 2005)
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