h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But answered others. For instance, we will never know why puppies chew things that aren't very tastey, but now, at least, I know where Squinty Pete got his name.

Did they actually eat Pete?

It's all gonna come down to what you mean by 'actually'...

Um... like in mastication and digestion.... did they do that? And did you catch them in time to ensure Pete's survival or is he off to that big fishbowl in the sky?

Black Pete continues to thrive. He fights well above his weight.

'Miniature carp-weight'. Hee hee!

*feels better for Pete*

I'm glad. I was worried he'd been puppy-slurped. What kind of fish is he?

A fish about town, a fish among fish, the kind of fish that only a mother could love, a fish too far, a fish a nardo, a fish full of dollars, a fish upon a star, a fish with no name, a fish for our times, a fish with a mission, a... black... fish.

With fins and everything.

Would you do me a favour? I've always wanted to ask fish if they get thirsty. Would you do that for me?

Well, I was going to reach up and get the moon for you, but, yes. I can talk to a fish instead, if that's what you really want.

*goes off to scuba-selling-store*

Awwwwww.... I didn't mean that question to drive you from me.

I can't hear you through this wet suit thing...

I SAID: I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THIS...

*smacks bubster in his cute butt in his wetsuit*

*does it again because she liked the smacking sound*

*settles in for the long haul*

*sits back for a moment and enjoys the view*

Ahhhhh yepyepyepyep... gotta love bubster in a wet suit.

Thing is, it's just a normal suit, but I did the whole shower-shave-dress thing the wrong way round.
Again - D'Oh!
Heh, but at least I didn't wear my shirt inside out

Hee hee... I hope Kate reads that. That was clever. Hee hee...