h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you NM...

....and Thank you from me too
shazzPR

Shucks.... ain't love glad?
Gotta warm fuzzy feeling right doen to my toes now.

Uhm.. Wow? *peers down* Uhm... I hate to tell you this, but, uhm...*twitches bubble* Erm.. that ain't love.

Mouse, can u let Wowbagger have his warm feeling for he moment?
He'll soon find out the true reason for it... right now let's blame it on love... and the boogie!

*floats towards stereo, flips in "Can't get enough of your love baby"*

Hmm... hmmm...
does anybody know the lyrics?
Something with /I don't know, don't know why... can't get enough etc etc.../

-Just kinda floats randomly about the room getting wonderfully drunk and excedingly hyper at the same time-

Hey, someone push another button, this is gettin' to be a great party! -hic-

Obviously, according to the others, someone's already been pushing my buttons.
*sneaks off to a quiet corner and listens to Barry White*

*In an unbelievably deep voice*
"You're my first,My last,My everything..."
shazzPR

*lowers voice even more*

Ahh need to say 'I love you'
in a very special way
and that's why I'm sending
this musical bouquet.

(I think there's gonna be a bit of sweet lovin' goin on at this party )

Sorry about any spelling errors

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don;t mind
that I put down in words...
How wonderful life is
now you're in my world...

Is that what you mean Wowbagger..??



TM.*(Terribly Mellow)

Here goes another button
ohhhhhhhhhhh
TM
*You are my love
You are the one that I adore
You are my love
You are who I have waited for *
shazzPR (Perfectly Romantic )

-Sorta floats rather hard into Shazz, making him stop singing and one of us sustains a bruse to the upper arm-

Sorry, I don knoow were I'm goinggg write noww. Pardooon mi...

*drinks in the spectacle while reverberating to all the hefty low-voiced BWhite impersonations*

Y'know Kiz, that was a brilliant move you made back there.
I was thinking we gotta shut this Shazz guy up long ago.
All that unbridled masculinity, combined with that booming voice,
I couldn't imagine how a beautiful girl like Towelmaster could fall for a guy like Shazz. Where is he, anyway? He was here a moment ago or you wouldn't have bumped into him.

...

Hey Shazz, girl! Did you see a guy called Shazz float by here a few minutes ago? We gotta shut this guy up! Hmm-mmm...driving home for Christmas...

*floats and waits, and listens and floats*

*teehee* You took the words right out of my mouth Mr. President Sir...

Just make sure yo don't do that to any interns

LawksaLordy what am I mixed up in?

Hey if I tie myself to this table I won't be floating around!
Now I *knew* I had a hip flask in here somewhere so I'll just settle sort of down settle into a sort of not flaoting too far kind of flaot and just carry on getting drunk.

Arghh!! I thought that we had sorted out that spot of h2g2 bother...I come in here for a little relaxation...and what do I find! Some GUY
impersonating ME!! I can assure you all...and especially TM ..that I am most definately a person of the female gender.....and have every intention of staying that way
shazzPR

Like I don't...oh whatever.....

Playing around with gender roles again are we?
(I think there's a button somewhere here that does that...)

Feel like changing genders for a bit everyone?

-is drifting in a lazy spiral across the room, drink in hand-

Oh, what the heck? It'll be a new experience, and those are always fun...

I have not had quite enough fun with my current gender, thank you.
besides : TowelMistress...?