h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no toes.

What gives?

I thought we made it pretty clear we wanted toes.

Unless you want pictures of toes with the flu, you're gonna have to wait.

I have increased my workload tremendously recently. I am trying to go back to full time at work whilst launching (ar attempting to) 2 sites, getting ready to move, working on the cars and prepping to convert my D&D game to third edition. Then i got sick. I haven't been to golly/floor42 much in the past few weeks and i keep h2g2 up irregularly. The toes, i'm afraid, must wait. However, when i pull some kind of marathon session soon for the sites, i may pause for toe identification. No promises though.

*feels better about the no-toeness of today, but unsure about the promises of our administration to provide toes at some future time*

*would rather have a realistic estimate, however, then empty promises, so feel's pretty good to have elected beetle*

Okay.

the prospect of toes is what keeps me going in these desperate times.
we're drawing up plans for a toe-mine down at the ranch. don't worry. we'll bring you toe.

Can i get one of those sparkly ones? With the red polish?

How does mining for toes work? I'm curious.

With a really big pedicure kit.

*walks in in a hard hat carrying a nail buffer the size of a 2x4*

Where should you like me to put it boss?

Put it by the moisturiser.

Now, what is our projected toe output?