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giddy77 Started conversation Mar 6, 2009
Bonjour,
My name is Claude, if you know this then you are very lucky.
I am a shrimp and I live in my own castle. I have killed without remorse and smoke 40 Windsor blues a day mmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
Bonjour
uberduff Posted Mar 6, 2009
hello claude,
yes i heard about your remorsely killings of those two crabs. its a shame. you shelfish piece of shrimp.
how much would it cost for you to sit outside national grid and snipe some-one off?
Bonjour
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
i didnt no they had the big "W" in france.
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
giddy77 Posted Mar 6, 2009
Eeeeeeet depends,
What kind of money are we talkin? Je suis desolee, where are my manners? would you care for a Windsor blue? I once picked of a catfish whilst I had smoke in my eyes.
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
uberduff Posted Mar 6, 2009
sacre bleau!!
mon anime you are one seek shrimp! well i could pay you in those tastey little treats that you eeeet.
expect the windsor bleau drupment on ze 12th at nun. i vill ishu a photo of ze target shorterly
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
i vill pay in vinser bleu, if you are able to take out all the targets.
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
giddy77 Posted Mar 6, 2009
Listen to zis you bucket of seaweed on a warm day! I have a bag of fish-heads zat I must consume. I demand to know zee target! 
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
giddy77 Posted Mar 6, 2009
I do not do buisness with albinos! Go get some sun then get back to me!
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
uberduff Posted Mar 6, 2009
dont u listen to who nos? e haz a tewible ediction to ze blues!
e was choking ze poule whilst being stranguled by a pulisman!
oooh la la!!
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
giddy77, if that iz vhat u go by........
i dont like ze flipin italian's. so dont try anythin.
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
uberduff Posted Mar 6, 2009
hey shut up with the shut upa!
ze italiano!? zey make-a- loverley pasta!! oh guiseppe wil not be-a pleased!!!
mumma makea the nicest meataballs!!!
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
giddy77 Posted Mar 6, 2009
WTF?
Like a real bad Ragu advert!
Claude the shrimp sniper. 50,000 kills and smiling.
uberduff Posted Mar 6, 2009
ill give you ragu you cheese eatin surrender monkey shrimp sniper!!!
um ahem i mean
zat wes not very niece!
Claude the shrimp . 50,000 "Spills" and smiling.
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
claude,
you couldnt hit a donkeys ass with a banjo or the side of a barn with a shotgun.
Claude the shrimp . 50,000 "Spills" and smiling.
giddy77 Posted Mar 6, 2009
I hit yo momma up last night!
Claude the shrimp . 50,000 "Spills" and smiling.
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
ooooooooooo burn
Claude the shrimp . 50,000 "Spills" and smiling.
Who no's ? ........... Not me!! Posted Mar 6, 2009
your be at the doctors soon then.....
Claude the crack giimp . 50,000 "pills" and smiling.
uberduff Posted Mar 6, 2009
oi!
now listen here old boy!!
we will not have that kind of language on here what what jip jip!
and claude we saved your ass in the war!
Claude the shrimp . 50,000 kills and smiling.
giddy77 Posted Mar 6, 2009
Monkey butler, You are getting sacked in the morning!!!!!
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