h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, it's a test journal entry. Not the most illuminating start,
but hey, you don't get wit and meaningful insight in the small hours
of the morning unless you are one of those deeply disturbing
'intelligent' people. Or an armadillo. Possibly.

no you may not get wit and wisdom in the wee morning hours but you can end up coming up with some very interesting conversation pieces. i myself speak from experience. so how is the armidillo doing these days anyway?

remember not give the armadillo too much lone star, it can start causing problems for the lone star

ahhh i will remember that. you seem to be speaking from personal experience, would you care to share it with me?

ancient texas commercial (said ala the soap ad(calgon?) of the 70's)

i see, said the blind man to the man that could not here as he grabbed his hammer and left work for the day.