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Jenny and Fred the cheese Started conversation Mar 6, 2000
those damn walruses (the ones under my bed) they've been eating my socks again. They scare me, i don't know what to do.
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Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Mar 6, 2000
could you get some sort of exterminator in?
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Mar 8, 2000
but then who would i use as a metaphor for all my inermost fears?
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MadMunk?¿ Posted Mar 8, 2000
Destroy the metaphor. The fears will soon follow suit. If not, have them assinated.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Mar 13, 2000
No, my fears are part of who i am, i seem to have precious few emotions as it is.
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MadMunk?¿ Posted Mar 13, 2000
Okay, keep the fears, but illiminate their source. Therefore, you can be you, but in perpetual safety. Trust me.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Mar 17, 2000
I don't suppose you've seen the muffin man by any chance?
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The_RAVEN Posted Apr 13, 2000
MUFFIN MAN?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Barricade the doors!!!! Ill subdue him with my magic axe!!!! (twiddlydiddlydiddlydee)
I should have these fingers confiscated. Still, adios muffin man. If you EVER try to sell me something that isn't a health risk again......
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Apr 20, 2000
your really getting into this mad thing aren't you? i refuse to believe that you have anialated the muffin man, he's still out there somewhere biding his time, soon he will strike. did you know Robby used to call me muffin girl? the only khowledge he had of me was that at lodge hill i ate a whole muffin and it made him laugh
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The_RAVEN Posted Apr 21, 2000
ive been normal for so long. im having withdrawal symptoms. which means the MUFFIN MANS coming BACK!!!! noooooooo!!!!! my axe didn't work. go get my gun.........
i gotta nickname for robbie. THE GOLDEN GOTH!!! cool, huh? he doesn't much approve of my music tastes. he likes the "golden" era of music. and black nail varnish. so he is the golden goth. his nickname for me is "sir"
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Apr 24, 2000
NOIRMAL!? don't get me started on normal, i.... *loses heart and sinks back into chair* i really cannot be arsed, oh i think blokes wearing make up is just sooo attractive actually, hmmmm, perhapse not, on some blokes maybe 
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The_RAVEN Posted Apr 24, 2000
not on the golden goth then?
golden goth.. lol
still funny after all these......
days.........
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