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What if you are an aquatic star-sign!??
Smallfurrycreaturefromalfacentauri Posted Jul 22, 2000
*turns back on Mad Munk because doesn't like shufflers*
JENNY! HELLO! WHAT ABOUT THIS PARTY THEN?
honestly, sisters!
What if you are an aquatic star-sign!??
Smallfurrycreaturefromalfacentauri Posted Jul 23, 2000
dats okay!
What if you are an aquatic star-sign!??
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jul 23, 2000
I sensed the word 'Party' floating through the ether. I have vague recollections of walking somewhere. The next thing I know I'm sitting writing this. It may be a hormone thing.
Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Don't pay her.
Ha ha etc...
What if you are an aquatic star-sign!??
MadMunk?¿ Posted Jul 23, 2000
I've heard variations on that joke.... with "kick her in the stomach" being the main one. Funnily enough my biology teacher told me that one...... 
Fred The Cheese Says: "I say I say I say..."
Bluebottle Posted Jul 23, 2000
Well folks - if you have any more bad jokes like that, remember you can put them in an article and send them to the directory at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A227440
Fred The Cheese Says: "I say I say I say..."
MadMunk?¿ Posted Jul 24, 2000
Well, i'm all out of jokes now. That was my one and only.
Fred The Cheese Says: "I say I say I say..."
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 27, 2000
I have a joke
If i stole a bucket of fog do you think it'd be missed/mist?
*collapses with laughter*
so this party then, your page or mine Bluebottle?
Fred The Cheese Says: "I say I say I say..."
Ming Mang Posted Jul 27, 2000
Who cares? It's a party!
Oh. You all care, I see.
Umm.
*looks awkward*
I'll go and grab some stock from the H2G2S2 ( http://www.h2g2.com/A362882 ).
BRB with some...
¦M¦
Fred The Cheese Says: "I say I say I say..."
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 27, 2000
*grins and waves* don't forget the shrimps of happiness
Fred The Cheese Says: "I say I say I say..."
Ming Mang Posted Jul 27, 2000
*arrives back with small multistorey car park full of sweets in tow*
*goes and rummages around for a bit*
*reemerges with a very clean wheelbarrow full of shrimps (of happiness)*
How could you doubt me Jen?
¦M¦
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Bluebottle Posted Jul 28, 2000
I think Fred would like it at yuor place. 
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Ming Mang Posted Jul 28, 2000
I'm not sure if there is any cheese at the H2G2S2.
*eats a shrimp (of happiness)*
¦M¦
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 28, 2000
ok, should i just go and make a page or something, find some pictures, i'm not very good at organising parties, i never seem to get around to actually having them
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Ming Mang Posted Jul 28, 2000
Nah, just start a Party conversation here. 
I'm not going to drag those sweets somewhere else, it's very energy-and-time-consuming. And they're very heavy.
¦M¦
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 28, 2000
ok *proceeds to put up bunting*
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Bluebottle Posted Jul 28, 2000
*Helps Ming by lightening her load be eating the sweets*.
Aren't I helpful?
Fred The Cheese Says: "I wanna PARTY!!!"
Bluebottle Posted Jul 29, 2000
So, what else do we need for a party?
Balloons? Explosiions? Crackers?
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