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CAKE III : ARENA
Ming Mang Posted Sep 9, 2000
Yes, please eplain where CAKE cam from. I also fail to understand the connection.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 11, 2000
(wearing a Native American headdress, raises one hand)
How
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JOTD: Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 12, 2000
Oh, hell, let's just carry on regardless...
Where were we?
Oh hell...
Cheerios.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 13, 2000
Heinies.
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JOTD: Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
CAKE III : ARENA
Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 13, 2000
Gherkin Pavlova
can you people never think of anything original!?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 14, 2000
Jerkin pavlova.
Mmmm..... coaty....
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 15, 2000
Beef jerky
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JOTD: Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
(In a bad French accent) Your mother was a hamster and your father was a boar
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JOTD: Warning - tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 18, 2000
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.'
Beefy curtains.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 18, 2000
It's curtains for you, Dangermouse.
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JOTD: Warning - tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 20, 2000
Sorry. I tried and tried to think of a witty, pithy pun on the afforementioned text, or possibly use something once said in an episode of Dangermouse, but it's been so long since I watched it, that absolutely nothing sprang to mind.
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Sep 20, 2000
um...k maneger douse
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 21, 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/A278219
http://www.dangermouse.org
Hush, Penfold
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JOTD: A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
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- 219: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Sep 20, 2000)
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