h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I loved to "nibble" of our Golden Lab's

As a biscuit (ok a one) they tasted okand HE had our stuff

Yeah, biscuits are the best

Couldn't get into "spillers shapes" though

update ive got some spray enamel paint and masking tape to see if i can get my microwave back in full use if not im going to renew my argos card and get one for £60+ on a three months to pay lol, rex back to full power again lol jim

Good to hear Rex is okay

"enamel paint and masking tape to see if i can get my microwave back in full use"

Have you been using it for target practice Jim ?

it old and the joints at the back have gone a bit rusty so im going to try enamel spray but i might spray into a jar and paint it on , its that day tomz im not wasting my right to vote but boris no way corbin not a chance one of the lower lot ie green if a candidate jim

Sod buying paint Jim, it might not work rait ? cheaper to buy a new one mate and be safe

Good luck with the election. Just remember what the tories did for you. That shouldn't take you too long

I said to my dad many years ago Guy Fawkes had the best idea but they caught him

No disrespect to anyone
I'm a Yorkshireman 1st - british 2nd - I'll never be a european - I want outlock-stock and barrel
never wanted to be in in the first place

Like The Eagles sang in Hotel California: - You chan check out anytime you like - but you can never leave

You may no longer be a member of the EU, but you will still be a European, like it or not. It's a matter of Geography but more so a matter of genes

We are of one blood you and I, as they say in the First Nation

Anyway I'm thinking it would be a smart move if Iceland, Scotland, Scandinavia, Estonia and maybe the rest of the UK formed a Northern Alliance and made deals with NATO and the EU.

I'm not holding my breath, though, and I'm getting too old to care anyway Leave that to the young

The tattoo on my arm - "born and bred in Yorkshire an' proud on'it"

don't mention europe

it's only 20 odd mile awaybut we've not been connected to "europe" for millions of years

love you!

ARGH! I need new glasses I've bloody posted the wrong thing in the wrong thread

I only love womenand my son!!!

I was wondering

That's buggered my chances of being a U.S.A President

You couldn't have become that anyway. You must be naturally born within the US

Another piece of useless information that once got stuck in my brain

"You must be naturally born within the US"

"That's buggered my chances of being a U.S.A President"

I wasn't born, I was either dug up or hatched

Good. That means we're all in the clear

I'm NOT like trumpI don't start wars - I finish them (given the power of course)

I'll grant you the chance to end the crisis in the Middle East. If you succeed we may come to an agreement