h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Unseriously though I'm leaving the following as my quotable quip contribution; as ever, it's from that spring source of quotable quotes, the evergreen Finnegan Joyce:

Gash, they're fair ripecherry!

Hi

i'm new round here and still finding my feet

i'm gideon 666

better known as
Taff
Agent of kaos

"in space no one can eat ice cream"
killer klowns from outer space

i wanna join please and thankyou

ummm here a few that i like..

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
Bill Cosby (1937 - )

and

"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
Oscar Wilde

Oh friends, sorry for the delay! Here's who I'll be adding to the members list, please tell me if I forgot you!!

Harponotmarx
TimberlandTigers
GrumpyAlembic
Lucky Llareggub
gideon666
faithy2

Thanks for the quotes!! Put our badge on your personal space if you like

DZ

Anyone here? Club still going? If so, can i join?

The quote i use the most in RL is:

"Nothing. Not an electronic sausage." - Marvin the paranoid android, when asked what he had been left to defend himself with.

My personal fave though:

"The imagination is a powerful tool It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, and paint a future so vivid it can entice, or territy, depending upon how we conduct ourselves today..." - Garfield.

Cool Concept well done peeps!

Can I Join?

Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice - Samual Johnson


and,


Happiness is unrepented pleasure - Socrates


Also,


We are the people our parents warned us about - Unknown

air jnr and Crystalblossom, I'll add you both to the member's list immediately!

DZ

'No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.' --- Unknown

I thought it was quite witty

May I?

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not" - Shakespeare, Hamlet

"Nothing in life is as complicated as it seems, except the Russian genitive plural, which absolutely is" - me!

mad-hatter and Lady Distain, I have added you to the members' list Congradumalations! Get out there and randomly quote!

DZ

i have hothing to declare...but a bottle of vodca and 200 ciggarettes the late humphrey lyttelton qouteing oscar wilde

or thanks to a few words on a postcard we know how admeral horation wellingto was inspiered to invent the steam telegraph when he observed a sandwich fallin from a tree the late humphrey lyttelton

kipperonthefloor, I'll add you to the list right now

DZ

"Well, what did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know....Morons."
The Cisco Kid to Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles.

"How about you and me go out on Friday?"
"I can't, I have class."
"Can you go out on Thursday?"
"I'm sorry, I have class."
"How about Tuesday for lunch?"
"Yeah, I have a class then, too."
"Well, why don't you call me when you haven't got any class."
Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School

Do movie quotes count?
Burger Roy Al

Oh - can I join - please

A few of my current favourites:

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Sir Stephen Henry Roberts

BurgerRoy and leighm, I shall add you to the member list right now - thanks for your quotes!

Darth Zaphod

Oh Goody

Thanks Darth Zaphod

hi
i would like to join up, please?


"Dinnae fash yersel"
- TB Falsename

"John Roy is my hero! Fan him with plam fronds and feed him fresh grapes. Tell epics of his greatest to the third or forth generation."
-Katie Sisneros

I may have taken some poetic licence with that quote.

The original was something more like "Hi"

ooooooo

are you a poet?

Half of the solution is knowing that a problem exists - the other half you have to work like hell for. - Mediocredane