A Conversation for The Mother of All Gooses
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Mar 12, 2003
Very good B4 
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Mar 12, 2003
(Bows low in appreciation, then tickles Amy the 
's antennae with a teensy feather) 
B4 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Mar 12, 2003
*jumps up and karate chops B4 between the eyes*
No one, repeat *no one*, does that.
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Coniraya Posted Mar 12, 2003
*having spent some time digging in to her Quality Street trying to find a caramel and hazelnut, raises her head to find that she has completely lost track of what's going on* 
Did someone tickle Amy? 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Mar 12, 2003
Someone tried.
*adjusts antennae and marches on*
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Thistle Howl - a frighteningly cute Critter of the Night Posted Mar 13, 2003
*scratching - it still itches a bit. Looking around to make certain no one can see her in the dark, she uses her foot to scratch a hard to reach spot*
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Mar 13, 2003
(Dabbing at his nose and trying to refocus his eyes) 
Ubb... Caeuw, would dyu bind if I jusd fall id lide behide dyu? I hab a feelig it would be safeuw fowuh me...
B4 
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 13, 2003
*Pierrot looks up from his mbougatse and catches Amy's eye as she troops off.*
Pierrot: Aaaaaawwwwkkkkk, the ant goes marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
*Pierrot gives Amy a broad wink*
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Mysterious Stranger Posted Mar 13, 2003
*growls back at the 
showing very sharp but dazzlingly white fangs*
*glares at stage manager*
*shrugs*
Ma chérie - we'd better follow the stage manager´s instructions - come, my dear!
*raises Mary upright and takes her hand*
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Coniraya Posted Mar 13, 2003
Oh dear, B4 you are beginning to puff up rather!
*dips a clean hanky in the bucket of cold water*
Here, put this on your nose, it will be nice and soothing.
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Mar 13, 2003
Thags alhot, Caeuw. I'b shuwa id'll be fide in a liddle bid...
(B4 tilts his head back and pinches his dose...er, nose...and holds his elbow crooked out, while reaching back behind him for the next Audience member in line.)
Ubb...Caeuw? Could dyu kieda take by left arb and guide be ub the staiuhs? I'll keeb by udder hadd free fouh the dext puhson id lide...
(He takes a halting steb...oops!...step forward and begins the journey up the stairs with the rest of his fellow travelers.)
B4istumble
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Mar 13, 2003
*gives the parrot The Look*
It was your feather .
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Mar 13, 2003
Ha-ha--Ouch!..........
B4iupmore
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Thistle Howl - a frighteningly cute Critter of the Night Posted Mar 13, 2003
*scritch, scritch, scritch...*
Oh, man, maybe I should have waited for New Moon.
*scritch...*
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Wee Awl Posted Mar 13, 2003
*From a small puddle near the wall on one step, rises a yellow periscope. It tracks the next few characters as they go by, then sinks back below the surface.*
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Mar 13, 2003
[B4] Man, I'm gedding a bery Erie feeling aboud this...
[Purr] Ai think Huron to ssomething there, Ssatchel Boy.
[B4] Hey, who asked for youh inpud, Mr Superior-than-eberybody-else?!
[Purr] Sshouldn't yeou be moving On,tari o nly when yeou cannot prroceed? Then get going!
[B4] You could leave, you know. You're nod eben supposed to be in this posting. Just leave so I can miss you. Better yet, leave, come back, then leave another time so I can Michigan! 
B4someoneshootsme
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Thistle Howl - a frighteningly cute Critter of the Night Posted Mar 14, 2003
Isn't this just the coziest little cave? This place is soooo cool!
*scritch, scritch...*
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Styx the Rat Posted Mar 14, 2003
*having special rat teeth, whistling and singing at same time*
Just up ahead a Y in the path!
Stay to the left or fall down a shaft!
Then we pass lair of cookie beast
so give him a cookie or biscuit at least
When monster not hungry we go on our way
And get to the top to see Magoose Bay!
*red eyes glow pleased*
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- 221: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Mar 12, 2003)
- 222: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Mar 12, 2003)
- 223: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Mar 12, 2003)
- 224: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 12, 2003)
- 225: Witty Moniker (Mar 12, 2003)
- 226: Coniraya (Mar 12, 2003)
- 227: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Mar 12, 2003)
- 228: Thistle Howl - a frighteningly cute Critter of the Night (Mar 13, 2003)
- 229: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Mar 13, 2003)
- 230: Garius Lupus (Mar 13, 2003)
- 231: Mysterious Stranger (Mar 13, 2003)
- 232: Coniraya (Mar 13, 2003)
- 233: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Mar 13, 2003)
- 234: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Mar 13, 2003)
- 235: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Mar 13, 2003)
- 236: Thistle Howl - a frighteningly cute Critter of the Night (Mar 13, 2003)
- 237: Wee Awl (Mar 13, 2003)
- 238: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Mar 13, 2003)
- 239: Thistle Howl - a frighteningly cute Critter of the Night (Mar 14, 2003)
- 240: Styx the Rat (Mar 14, 2003)
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