h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm hooked on meaningless lists of all sorts, but those on McSweeney's Internet Tendency (started by Dave Eggers) particularly tickle me. I loved this one;

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/25NickSustana.html

I especially enjoyed "Common Illnesses at the Vatican", and "Failed Ben & Jerry's Flavors" (Noam Chompsky? Hall & Oatmeal? ).

I sent a couple that were rejected - "The Last Thirty Years Of The British Conservative Party In Songs By The Smiths" and "The Logical Progression Of The Bourne Franchise".

I thought they were really good. *sulk*

Post 'em here, then?

I didn't save them, and can't remember them so well, but the Tory history one sort of went...

Suffer Little Children
Some Women Are Bigger Than Others
Sheila Take A Bow
Panic!
Work Is A Four-Letter Word
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
That Joke Isn't Funny Any More
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
William, It Was Really Nothing
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
How Soon Is Now?
This Charming Man
What Difference Does It Make?

The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Bourne Incident
The Bourne Controversy
Bournegate
The Bourne Tapes
The Bourne Confession
If I Was Bourne
The Bourne Redemption
Bourne Free
Bourne To Be Wild
Died On The 4th Of July
The Bourne Legacy
Bourne!

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8MikeRichardson-Bryan.html

This has to be for you guys.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/29LucasKlauss.html