h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a quwstion. Well, no. I have a question, but there's a bunch of other stuff that i want to say first. By the end of that, I may very well veer completely off course, or completely forget about what i was originally talking about. (no, its not actually talking, but i really cant think up anybetter word. neither could anyone i know, considering most of their responses involved queer looks or simply turning around and walking off in the opposite direction.) where was i? oh... right:

now, personally, i would not even begin to fathom the interest to go venturing in to the personal details of someone who only has a number, as far as im concerned. now for my question:

why are you here?

please dont be insulted, but i honestly wonder about a person who decides to read about ME. are they sane? are they bored? are they under the influence of some sort of illegal substance they probably got from a guy named 'Elbow' under the freeway overpass? i dont much care either way, come to think about it, but it is interesting. Actually, i am rather happy that at least, one person has decided to take an interest in myself. Congratulations. to think that I am inportant enough to warrant a minute an a half of your oh-so-percious time. how lovely.

-moi.