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Post 1

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

So, this is where people shall come for the advice of Betty for their everyday problems.

Or just to talk random nonsense.


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Post 2

U10991747

Brilliant!

I can be agony aunt Betty.smiley - bubbly


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Post 3

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

In turn, anyone who seeks your help will also offer theirs to help you.

So, what's on the agenda, what were these nightmares?


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Post 4

U10991747

Can't remember much about them, other than waking up with tummy ache and looking like a huge Human swiss roll with the duvet wrapped around my head.


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Post 5

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Well if the duvet was wrapped around you like that, at least you were completely safe from wardrobe and under bed demonic beings.

I tend to sleep with a pillow on my face just in case. smiley - ok


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Post 6

U10991747

Under bed what?smiley - wah


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Post 7

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Oops.

It's ok, they wont mess with you, ive left them a note explaining they'd be making the wrong choice.

smiley - whistle


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Post 8

U10991747

It's just...my bed is a divan...


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Post 9

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

They're pretty sneaky eh...


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Post 10

U10991747

Pretty tiny too, I'm a lot less scared of a micro-organism, unless it's MRSA.

Tell me it isn't MRSA!

If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt.


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Post 11

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Hmm the hurting thing depends really, but no, it's not MRSA.

They're shape shifters, so essentially can take up any form they so wish.


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Post 12

U10991747

Is it SARS then?


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Post 13

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

No.

Although my friend, Sara, is called SARS, it was funny six years ago.


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Post 14

U10991747

Sara Lee?


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Post 15

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

MMmMMMmmm Sara Lee, but unfortunately no.


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Post 16

U10991747

They make THE best Lemon Meringuesmiley - cake

What films have you perused of late?


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Post 17

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

it's true, i love it. smiley - grr

Im not sure why that gets an angry face.

Also, you know me, im ten years behind so it's pointless asking. The most recent one i watched was erm, hmmm, actually dont know.

Quick question, you liked Firefly/Serenity right. Have you watched any of the 'new' Battlestar Gallatica? It's what you might call, awesome television. I just bought the first three seasons for 50 quid and am already stopping myself watching it all in one go because it's just that good.

But back to films, erm, i recently(a month ago) bought The Kingdom, 3:10 to Yuma, Shoot em up (shut up, there was nothing else in the 3/20) and still havent watched em, hmm.


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Post 18

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Well for your information BSG is frelling awesome. smiley - sadface


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Post 19

U10991747

No it aint!

smiley - boing


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Post 20

Captain Malcolm Reynolds

You've gone to the smiley - boing already eh?


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