h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And this one is positive.

As some of you know and I mentioned in my last Update, I've taken a new direction in life. I'm studying the art of fortune telling and divination. I've already had some success with Numerology and Iching, so now I'm studying tarot cards, it's a slow process but I'm getting there. And as a result of this new found New-Age-Hippy-ness I'm actually feeling a lot better in myself. In the past I have suffered with depression and mood swings, but this morning, for the first time in decades I bounced out of bed and actually walked to the high street without so much as a twinge. I told my mum over luch that I've been meditating and she didn't laugh or tell me not to be so silly and get my head out of the clouds, so that's another hurdle jumped.

I'm well on my way to being in tune with the Universe and feeling better for it.

you see! take the word "negative" and it's associated words out and all that's left is positive

on this, I'm never wrong


you do realise that, I'll be after my fortune told

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E45 cream? Usually works for me.

I'll hold you to that Prof

Mr D I was waiting for someone to come up with that

it works Coral, because I'm never down at heart - "negative thinking" can't get to me ever

It's not always been easy for me prof, but now I've given it a go, I'm finding things are slowly getting better

I understand love

all I can do in life is to try to "how can I say it" bring people to the light sidemy humour is my weapon of choice

I know, and you do it very well

the rewards - are my many friendsand on that! I'm definitely glad to be daft

Yeah

unlike the advert on TV "your worth it", never be down Coral"it ain't worth it"

I hate that advert. I'm still feeling good about myself

good, put half of it in a tin(to save),then when a bad hair day seems to appear, you can still feel goodabout it

My hair is never good

I ain't got any to have a bad hair day

I'm not one of these people who can't set foot outside the door her her hair, face and clothes aren't perfect

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I am nothing if not predictable!

I knew you were going to say that