h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So... Here it is the video that you'll wish you never asked to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZCnchCIBtg

You'll notice that I spot the camera and try to sneak out of shot... You'll also note that I'd never heard the song before and am staring at the big display on the screen in hopeless effort to clap in time.
You'll notice that I'm 25 stone of the most unerotic "pole dancer" you have ever seen.
What you may not notice is that I'm the only one with a real beard.

I was only asked to take part in a Dublin pub the night before. I don't regret it, but you might!

I cant wait to get home and see this now!

aww bless.

I did have a look, and didn't laugh at Azatoth especially. The whole thing is quite strange though, especially since I haven't got sound back since the reformat of my laptop...

Better go fix that now!

Ah, got sound - but it's out of sync with the clapping...

Can't quite see why this was so bad?

w00t! Finally! Naked Az-flesh, gettin' its groove on! All very, very silly.

And I hope you're all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves. We can't have that stuff being paraded around on YouTube for innocents to happen upon. It could scar them for life, you realise.

*Tucks vid into back pocket for private inspection later.*

Wait--you were in DUBLIN? You could have dropped by.

I was seated by the emergency exit near the wing. I s'pose I could have pushed it open and and come in through your roof... Of course I would have been turn into a liquid not unlike the slime of your pet snails on impact.

AT LAST! I get to see the infamous Az... Poledancing while I eat chocolate cake with vanilla icing! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

"Wait--you were in DUBLIN? You could have dropped by."

Oh, you were working in a bookshop in Dublin at the time weren't you?

The food take your mind off the horror, Robyn?

horror? there was horror? the bit that disturbed me the most was the out-of-timeness of the recording, it was like badly dubbed porn!

Ah, tough as a mustang.

... forgotten what I was gonna say now.

...uh...

Nah, still can't remember.

I remember!
















But I'm not telling! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*slaps you with a *