English Football

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English football or 'soccer' is the greatest sport ever invented. 22 men kick the crap out of a leather ball made by starving indian children. The aim of the game is to get the ball into the back of the opponents net. Many of the greatest teams in football are Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juvents, Parma, Fiorentina, Dinamo Kiev, Bayern Munich and Dortmund.
Every 4 years national teams battle it out for the world cup. England are easily the best team but all the other teams band together to cheat them out of their rightfull place in the record books. Either that or they're crap.

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