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Some more excruciating puns/jokes

Post 1

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

Did you hear about the thief who
disguised himself as a babysitter
in order to get into a house
so as to rob it? Moral: Aupairances
can be deceiving. smiley - biggrin


Some more excruciating puns/jokes

Post 2

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

A group of monks was on safari through
a particularly wild rain forest. Suddenly
a group of cannibals surrounded them and
marched them over to the cooking pot that
they had set up.

Suddenly one of the monks protested. "You can't
put us in that pot and boil us!" he exclaimed.

"Why not?" demanded the cannibal chief.

"Because we're friars (friers)," the monk explained.

smiley - winkeye


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