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Favorite Quote?

Post 1901

Ocean Soul (registered Linux user 390755)

"Fireproof is not a challenge."


Favorite Quote?

Post 1902

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

The sign in the gents saying 'Wet Paint'....this is not an instruction!

The Wheeltapers and Shunters Club

Favorite Quote?

Post 1903

BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows

"Females prefer males who stay up the longest"

Dr Paul Donald (RSPB) talking about the mating call of the male skylark as he hovers high in the sky; on the BBC Radio 4 programme 'The Material World' this afternoon.

smiley - biggrin

Favorite Quote?

Post 1904


"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

George Bush

Favorite Quote?

Post 1905

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

'Do unto others as you would bid them do to you. That's especially true for oral sex...although I'm not sure if that's what the Christians meant.'

Jimmy Carr.
The Observer, last weekend.

Favorite Quote?

Post 1906


The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.
-Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Chaunceysmiley - angel

Favorite Quote?

Post 1907


A favourite scene from the Goon Show

'To ragged figures by trying to thumb a lift'

Grydpipe (Peter Sellers): "There's only one way to stop a car, sex appeal. Now roll up your trousers and show them the hairs on your socks."

Moriarty (Spike Milligan): "My socks? But i ate them last night."

Grydpipe: "All by yourself! You greedy French swine, What about me?"

Moriarty: "Every time I tried to eat you, you kept waking up."

Grydpipe: "So! Those teeth marks on my underware were yours."

Moriarty: "It was hell in there, i tell you."

smiley - biggrin

Favorite Quote?

Post 1908

Pandora...Born Again Tart



Favorite Quote?

Post 1909

Joe Fish

Eskimo Proverb

(as he found out when he built a whale blubber fire in his canoe to try to keep warm and it sank under him)

You can't have your kayak and heat it!

smiley - fish

Favorite Quote?

Post 1910

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

"Do not forget to entertain strangers, for in doing so some have entertained angels without knowing it."

- The Bible (Somewhere in Hebrews)

smiley - cheers

Favorite Quote?

Post 1911

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - applause

Ooooo you both did VERY good! smiley - kisssmiley - winkeye

Favorite Quote?

Post 1912

Belmatt Guardian of the string vest, weilder of the towel of terror

"no woman, no cry" - for the vally's day that is in it.. thought this might be appropriate

smiley - biggrin

Favorite Quote?

Post 1913

Pandora...Born Again Tart

Favorite Quote?

Post 1914

Belmatt Guardian of the string vest, weilder of the towel of terror

it is a title and and a line from a very famous Bob Marley song!!!!

Vally's... u are aware yesterday was Valentine's day?

Favorite Quote?

Post 1915

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - blush

smiley - ta

When I was really into Marley I was tramping around the tropics. smiley - bigeyes
We mainly sang smiley - droolCheeseburger in Paradise! Slim pickings when you're out to sea! smiley - cool

I'm a Floyd-a-holic & an Ozzy-head. smiley - diva

Well I know I'm just another stranger but to you I guess I'm just another fool.

~Ozzy/Crazy Train
smiley - kiss

Favorite Quote?

Post 1916


I quite liked the moan from a 30something dater in an article in one of the Sundays:

"Of course I miss having a confidante, analyst, shopping advisor, sexual gymnast and drinking buddy all wrapped up in one skirt-wearing package!"

Favorite Quote?

Post 1917


Two newspaper ones:
You must always believe what you read in the paper, it makes them more interesting.

You have to learn to read between the lies

Favorite Quote?

Post 1918


"Christianity shouldn't be something tacked onto the rest of life; it should be the lens through which everything else is viewed."
~Eric Tonjes
Chaunceysmiley - angel

Favorite Quote?

Post 1919


that Augustine quote is one of my favourite's too, I just think that its so true. Another favourite of mine is by A.C. Grayling;
it is very much easier to be intolerant, angry, jealous and resentful than it is to be generous, patient, kind and considerate. Without question it takes far more thought, and far more work, to treat others from the standpoint of these virtues than from that of those vices, which is why the latter are so prevalent.

Niff smiley - smiley

Favorite Quote?

Post 1920

mrs. slartibartfast

'Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common' -Satchel Paige (famous American baseball player)

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