A Conversation for The Mother of All Gooses

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Post 81

Mysterious Stranger

*notices a very vauge appearance next to his left elbow*

Ah - pardonnez moi, mademoiselle!

*signs with an elegant signature*


*hands the pen and paper over to Mary*

Chérie - let us make a collaborative contribution!

*tries, yet again, to ignore the smiley - sheep*

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Post 82

Ripley the unau

*more insistently this time*


*tilts head*

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Post 83

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

smiley - yikes A cow on crutches? *goes over to Buttercup with her program and pen* What happened?

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Post 84

Titania (gone for lunch)

*patiently waiting for Mary to sign her autograph*

Let's see, who have we got left? Duckie, the mice, Buttercup...

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Post 85

Three Blind Mice

*meanwhile, the mice have signed Ripley's program, each with their own pen:

smiley - mouseGuido Mousa
smiley - esuomBig Al Mouse
smiley - mouseSancho Mouso

1: There's the rest of the cast.
2: There's Buttercup on crutches.
2: We saw that coming.

*they break up into mouse giggling*

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Post 86

Mary and her full-grown <sheep>

*Signs the autograph book.*

There you go. I'm glad you liked the performance. It was certainly a special one for me.

*Flutters eyelashes at the Stranger*

smiley - sheep <-- takes pen from Mary and signs the book. "Accidentally" steps on Strangers' foot. Mouths "sorry" when the Stranger looks.

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Post 87


*sips her smiley - bubbly taking in the experience of being surrounded by such great artistes*

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Post 88

Titania (gone for lunch)

Ah - thank you! *nods at the threesome*

Oh Duckie - eh, sorry - Mr Swan - could I have your autograph please?

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Post 89

The Swan

smiley - blush

Honk? For me?

*greatfully accepts the copy of 'No Howling In The House'*

*goes all misty-eyed, tries to thank Thistle Howl, but has trouble speaking because of lump in throat*

*tries to hide his smiley - blush by taking the pen and paper offered to him by Titania in his bill*

*turns his back*

*hoipefully out of sight to the others a zip is unzipped and a hand emerges to hastily scribble 'The Swan formerly known as The Ugly Duckling'*

*pulls up the zipper*

*turns around*

*offers pen and paper back*

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Post 90

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*sees out of the corner of her eye that something darted in and out of the Swan's abdomen*

smiley - yikes

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Post 91

Titania (gone for lunch)

Ooo... thank you, Mr Swan!smiley - smiley

Eh - Buttercup? Are you OK?smiley - erm

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Post 92

Titania (gone for lunch)

Buttercup - eh - could I have your autographs please?

*wondering when the awards ceremony will begin*

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Post 93

Titania (gone for lunch)

Could I have another smiley - bubbly while we're waiting, please?

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Post 94

Humpty Dumpty (and Chicken Little, his chicken)

*Rolls in, still in a pumpkin shell*


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Post 95

Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere

*half hopps, half stumbles in, all out of breath*

Oh, dear, sorry I'm late. There was this hole...and a little girl...never mind, it's a long story. Oh, dear me, have I missed everything?

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Post 96

Buttercup the Pantomime Cow

*smiles at the flustered smiley - bunny*

[Front]: No, you've not missed anything. Now, what was I doing? Oh yes! Explaining the crutches. You see, when we fell down the hole in the stage left by the dwarves, I fell heavily on my rump... and broke her leg.

[Back]: *sarcastically* Very funny.

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Post 97

Henrietta 'Fowl' Deedes

*signs Buttercup's cast with the words

'Break a leg!
Fowl Deedes'


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Post 98

Little Miss Muffet (featuring Gladys the Spider)

*Gladys the smiley - spider sniggers*

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Post 99


*tops up her smiley - bubbly*

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Post 100

Robyn Bankes

*reappears from the direction of Ladies*

Well, it has been a long long time since I have had the opportunity! smiley - blush

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