The Creation of the Universe
Created | Updated Dec 21, 2002
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Many races believe that it was created by some sort of god, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deoderant before the wheel.
However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside of Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place that it is, other explanations are constantly being sought.
Many races believe that it was created by some sort of god, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deoderant before the wheel.
However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside of Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place that it is, other explanations are constantly being sought.
