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Post 21

Catwoman

That's allowed. Examiners aren't real people.


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Post 22

Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

It's strictly torture only - but it has to be subtle though, one of them has to be almost unaware that it's me torturing him since he's my tutor for next semester...


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Post 23

Catwoman

Euuurgh. Examiner tutor. He could be useful though, give hints about how to make examiners happy.
Subtle torture. How about moving all the mobile things in the room (eg, stuff on desk) two inches to the left while he's not looking. Tap your foot incessantly, and appear not to notice, pretend it's an unconscious thing. If he has a pigeonhole sort of thing (where people leave messages), leave blank sheets of paper in there (one at a time).


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