A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds

I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 61

SE

*feels a twinge of nostalgia, realises that, perhaps, it is the creep of gangrine*


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 62

Garius Lupus

A twinge? Wow, you had a twinge? I find twinges too much bother, myself.


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 63

SE

they are bothersome. i should have that leg sawed off but i'd need to dial a hospital...

and i'm just so...


*stares off into the distance, as if it were an olympic sport and he were going for the gold metal... if he was the sort that went for anything that is*


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 64

FG

whoa too many words for me


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 65

Garius Lupus

You know, lately I've been finding breathing a bit of a chore. I've been trying to see how little I can do it. I faint every now and then, but I find that quite relaxing.


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 66

SE

i have a helper monkey pump my chest for me


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 67

FG

smiley - zzz


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 68

CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep

I haven't gotten out of my pajamas in like two weeks! On top of that I had a spat of philosphicalness when I was playing Knights of the Old Republic... If that prove I'm a lazy b*****d, then I don't know what does... I devote my mind to not thinking... smiley - biggrinsmiley - winkeye


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 69

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

I'm just going to sit here and wait for someone else to welcome you. I would welcome you myself, but that would take too much effort.
smiley - dog


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 70

Garius Lupus

You know, you could save a lot of effort by doing what I do - sleeping naked. No pyjamas to buy, no pyjamas to wash, no pyjamas to put on every night, no pyjamas to take off every morning. I'm getting tired just thinking of all that work.

Oh, and while you're up, would you mind fixing us something to eat?


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 71

CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep

I'm not that secure with myself... Not to mention that need some kind of buffer between the sheets... Even just boxers, but barring my pajamas I usually sleep in my clothes...

Anything in particular you want while I'm up? smiley - winkeyesmiley - tongueout


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 72

Garius Lupus

Oh, maybe just some finger-food. I can't be bothered with utensils.


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 73

CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep

Pizza? Staple of my diet, the universal food... All the food groups in one delicious package... smiley - winkeye


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 74

Garius Lupus

Mmmmmm, pizza. I'd salivate if it wasn't so much work. A nice smiley - ale would go well with it too.


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 75

CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep

Best deal is one medium pepperoni... Though were I to order for more I'd order the 3 mediums for just 5 bucks... As far as oven pizzas go, I go for supremes all the way... smiley - smiley


I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 76

Witty Moniker

*Wonders if anyone ever ordered pizza, seeing as the delivery hasn't arrived yet.*


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