A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds

I, too, am a lazy b*****d!

Post 1

FG

In fact, typing those commas in the forum title wore me out.


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 2

Researcher 99947

we dont use commas or any other form of punctuation


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 3

FG

gotcha


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 4

SE

it is much easier in fact to just sit and not type at all

wouldnt you agree


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 5

FG

apparently i did


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 6

SE


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 7

FG

*nods, lazily, in agreement*


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 8

SE

my neck hasn't worked since 82'


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 9

FG

your neck stopped working when you were one? congenital laziness?


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 10

SE

yes. it runs on my mother's side of the family


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 11

SE

yes. it runs on my mother's side of the family


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 12

FG

i thought your mother's side of the family did not have necks


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 13

SE

right


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 14

FG

left


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 15

SE

wait- there's a left? i've never bothered to look in that direction, what with no neck and all


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 16

FG

it's somewhere over there

::gestures vaguely in no particular direction::

i've been too lazy to look


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 17

SE

i always thought you had a lazy eye- turns out you have two


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 18

FG

if my eyes were any lazier, i would have four


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 19

SE

four eyes? seems like double the work


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 20

FG

true, but it's double your pleasure


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