The Thinking Lumberjack (A Parody)

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The Thinking Lumberjack (A Parody)

A cartoon man with a lightbulb for a head.

I'm a genius

And I'm okay

I dream all night and I think all day

(Oh he's a genius

He dreams all night and he thinks all day)


I cut down thoughts

I eat my lunch

I go to the laboratory

On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea

(He cuts down thoughts

He eats his lunch

He goes to the laboratory

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea)


I'm a genius

And I am okay

I dream all night and I think all day

I cut down thoughts

I write and work

I dissect wild flowers

I put on my lab coat and fill up specimen jars

(He cuts down thoughts

He writes and works

He dissects wild flowers

He puts on his lab coat and fills up specimen jars)


I'm a genius

And I'm okay

I dream all night and I think all day

I cut down thoughts

I wear lab coats

And Travel to countries afar
But wish I'd been a simpleton

Just like my dear pa-pa

(He cuts down thoughts

He wear lab coats...)


(…Oh He’s a genius

And he's okay

He dreams all night and thinks all day)
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