The Thinking Lumberjack (A Parody)
Created | Updated Dec 4, 2022
The Thinking Lumberjack (A Parody)
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I'm a genius And I'm okay I dream all night and I think all day (Oh he's a genius He dreams all night and he thinks all day) I cut down thoughts I eat my lunch I go to the laboratory On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He cuts down thoughts He eats his lunch He goes to the laboratory On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea) I'm a genius And I am okay I dream all night and I think all day I cut down thoughts I write and work I dissect wild flowers I put on my lab coat and fill up specimen jars (He cuts down thoughts He writes and works He dissects wild flowers He puts on his lab coat and fills up specimen jars) I'm a genius And I'm okay I dream all night and I think all day I cut down thoughts I wear lab coats And Travel to countries afar But wish I'd been a simpleton Just like my dear pa-pa (He cuts down thoughts He wear lab coats...) (…Oh He’s a genius And he's okay He dreams all night and thinks all day) |
