A Conversation for Art History 101: Still Life, with Dead Herring
I can't herr you, but it's all right, I can smell you
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Apr 5, 2020
The bread and cheese look good enough to eat. Two out of three means I might bid on this pic. Then again, I might not.
I can't herr you, but it's all right, I can smell you
Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 6, 2020
That cheese isn't dead enough IMHO. No cheese ever is.
I can't herr you, but it's all right, I can smell you
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2020
The experts would agree with you. Cheese is thought to be a living entity. If you cut off a piece, it probably feels pain, but don't ask me to prove it. I've never been the big cheese.
I can't herr you, but it's all right, I can smell you
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 6, 2020
If cheese is alive, then processed cheese is a form of cyborg. 
I can't herr you, but it's all right, I can smell you
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2020
Amen to that.
Cyborg, but without the added AI.
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