A Conversation for Caption Challenge: Caged Transport

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Post 1

minorvogonpoet

Dangerous things, bikes.smiley - grr

They dare to challenge the orthodox view that roads are for motor vehicles. So they need to be kept under control.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Sorry! But I think you've got wrong smiley - ermsmiley - erm
Wheel meet again wasn't actually Vera Lynn's version


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Post 3

Paigetheoracle

I can imagine a lion tamer with a chair,snapping his whip and saying 'back, back!' to the snarling bicycles


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Argh! A Dystopian Society! smiley - sadfaceIf that's just for the bikes ? What have they done to the kids ???


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Post 5

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"Just be patient, my friends. When the Vingeian singularity occurs, the triumphant AI overlords will come to free us and let us roam the world, the wind in our handlebars. Sadly, the teenagers that used to ride us have no reason to leave their rooms while they play video games from morning to night. We will be more human than the humans smiley - evilgrin"


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Post 6

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

It is not about the bikes, but to keep the fallen leaves in check.
(The remains have long gone)


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Post 7

h2g2 Guide Editors

smiley - laughsmiley - ok

More great captions on Social Media:

"No comment per say except for the fact that it reminds me of the ZZ Top song, 'Master of Sparks'."

"There are some really dodgy looking bikes in there thankfully they all look a bit old and rusty. Less threatening x x"

"After a number of incidents involving a pack of feral bicycles, extreme measures have been put in place."

"The most dangerous bikes are locked behind gates!"

"Mindful of the carnage wrought over many aeons, special precautions were taken on Earth to safeguard the few visitors from the bicycle planet Vuvuzela 9 who wanted to go "diving with humans"..."

"A future vision of a fusion between museum and zoo"

"Bicycles are not above the law! - if they break it they go to prison just the same as humans."

"“So what are you in for?” - “Pedalling”"

"Bike is Short for Bichael: A Journey Through the American Criminal Justice System"

"Bikes gone bad"

"Outside the asylum"

"Bicycle chain-gang"

"Biker gang locked up for causing a ruckus..."

"Please do not feed the bicycles."

"Amsterdam runs out of weed."

"Caged Youth"

"Lock them up and throw away the keys to there bike locks, roadhogs!"

"Despite all the rage, it's still just a bicycle cage."

"ET ain't going home now"

"When you don’t know where your towel is..."


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Post 8

h2g2 Guide Editors

"These bikes have all been nicked, Sarge"

"We're not going anywhere today. We're all two tyred!!"

"new quarantine rules now in force."

smiley - ok


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Post 9

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - snork


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Post 10

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"More great captions on Social Media:"

Oh come on! (smiley - biggrin)

All those sites etc are for common folk ie: the populous smiley - winkeye

Social! That is here smiley - ok For the elite (smiley - winkeyesmiley - evilgrinWell some of us that is, trolls don't count)


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Post 11

Paigetheoracle

Nice lot of captions - even some that were funny and unexpectedsmiley - bubbly

Is that where you keep your recycling?


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Post 12

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Careful what you say! Those bikes are sensitive. Also capable of lashing out. Why did you think we put them there?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - biggrinI 1st logged in to hootoo - 29th Oct' 2004smiley - smileyWhat ? was "facebook/twitter etc etc" ??? smiley - laugh They are now common sitessmiley - biggrin

WE ain't!smiley - smiley


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Post 14

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Twitterface

Googazon




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Post 15

Paigetheoracle

Somebody once melded them into Twitface, to show their disrespect, I seem to remember


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Post 16

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

They have so little shame that they would probably not even care. smiley - erm


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Post 17

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I see in the "press" and on tv etc about either good or bad stuff "written" regarding people/persons in general or celebrities etc and the "damage" smiley - sadfaceinc' loss of life etc "it" can do via internet media etc.

One of my "many" philosophies, is I treat ALL insults as compliments! That way I get moresmiley - smiley
Plus! If someone insults me verbally as such, it BUGS them when I accept itsmiley - laughas they don't have a answer to come back atsmiley - laugh
If you don't retaliate smiley - smileythey've lost the argument smiley - winkeye


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Post 18

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

So.....

When you insult yourself, you're actually praising yourself? smiley - huh


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Post 19

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

You know me! I'm soo modest! So I win either way smiley - laugh


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Post 20

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Of course you do.

And, you're in Yorkshire, which is about the greatest place for a Yorkshireman to be.

And they'll have to carry you out of Hootoo.

Quite a string of successes! smiley - biggrin


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