h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's mushroom more in the stables..




(I ain't religious)

MY first guess was that it was a giant, transsexual mushroom. Probably opening tonight in La cage Aux Fungus

Those French fungi must be really agressive that they have to cage them.

It' all trick photography done from weird angles.

The gnome living there wouldn't consider the angle weird though.

ok! I give in Where's the toad and where's the stool ?

The fist ate the second, and then left because the food was all gone.

Toadstools thrive on toad stool...

there's only 2 types of stoolsone you sit on and t'other you take to the doc's for testing

I thought there was a third kind: a stoolpigeon.

Ha! Who had a good schooling

If a stoolpigeon married a ratfink, what would the children look like?

Ah! But the point isdoes a stool-pigeon have 2/3 or 4 legs ? to stand on

Yes. He does. Unless it's a she. I can't answer that.

and on that! I'm going to go for a quick before kip time and think about it

happy dreaming as your time comes round

Maybe ask 2Legs after ?

Does the mushroom tell jokes? I heard that he's a fun-guy.

Are you having fun Gus, after smoking gillyweed?

No I'm having spore-addict nightmares about being crushed by toads.

Hi, guys, this is an excellent closeup photograph, it could be used in a book!

toad stool and it ignored me