The Grift of Love
(Available for $18.95 at your local music shop, all rights reserved)
Tune: 'Waly, Waly', which is public domain, so we can steal it. Just like the Bible.
Though I may speak in loving tones,
And praise the Saviour on His throne,
Yet you should know: these words aren't free.
If you would sing them, there's a fee.
Because to give all I possess –
'Snot my intention, I confess.
My copyright I'll guard and shield,
For fame and fortune in my field.
The Laws of Acquisition say,
You've got religion? Make it pay.
For Profit's sake, play with panache,
In God we trust: the rest need cash.