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Rat writes

Post 1


The rat sat down in front of the typewriter and wrote a story. It was a tale of homelessness, persecution by humans and the loss of his family.
When he'd finished, he was so sure it was good he sent it to a publisher. The publisher sent it back with a curt note. "We want positive stories."

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Post 2

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - snork

'every time i die
it makes me more of a fatalist'

- Archy the Cockroach

Archy wrote vers libre by jumping from key to key on a manual typewriter. smiley - ant He claimed to be a reincarnated poet.

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smiley - laugh

Is that the best a poet can hope for? To be reincarnated as a cockroach? smiley - ant

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Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - laugh Don Marquis was a rather avantgarde writer in the 1920s. After all, Mehitabel was the reincarnation of Cleopatra as a rather frowsy smiley - blackcat.

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Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

A hand calculator would be more appropriate for rats. They are very good at multiplication. Although it would run out of digits very soon.

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