Suzie Q Takes on Madrid, Part 3
Editor's Note: Oh, the tribulations of having Suzie Q Ferguson, the world's most terrible tour guide, as a h2g2 Post correspondent. Suzie goes everywhere, does everything. She visits Shanghai….and talks about migraine. She dines out in exotic Bordeaux, and sends us a photo of her menu. She inspects ancient ruins, and lo! They're 'really old things'. We despair.
This is what we get from Madrid. O tempora! O mores!
Superfrenchie, channeling Suzie Q, writeth:
I also met a sick escalator, probably awaiting surgery.
And I walked somewhere you had to turn left if you were a scuba diver with botoxed lips. Or something.