Suzie Q Takes on Madrid, Part 3

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Suzie Q Takes on Madrid, Part 3

Editor's Note:   Oh, the tribulations of having Suzie Q Ferguson, the world's most terrible tour guide, as a h2g2 Post correspondent. Suzie goes everywhere, does everything. She visits Shanghai….and talks about migraine. She dines out in exotic Bordeaux, and sends us a photo of her menu. She inspects ancient ruins, and lo! They're 'really old things'. We despair.

This is what we get from Madrid. O tempora! O mores!

Superfrenchie, channeling Suzie Q, writeth:

I also met a sick escalator, probably awaiting surgery.

And I walked somewhere you had to turn left if you were a scuba diver with botoxed lips. Or something.
Sick escalator in MadridScuba divers turn left, please
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