h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All countries of the world's governments are
Reason:- non speak for the people of the planet, only for themselves


Prepare for invasion

Come on - we all know the invasion happened a long time ago:
https://www.davidicke.com/

I'm a great idiot (and modest with it) but that guy's a true nuttermen in white coats job

I always wondered how it was these all-powerful aliens allowed Icke to make a very good living for so long by giving away their secrets but I recently found a video on youtube in which he explains that he is invisible to them because he 'vibrates at a rate they are not equipped to recognise'. This reminds me of my daughter when she was little, covering her eyes with her hands saying 'you can't see me.'

I tried to post this last night but hit the post button just as h2g2 ceased to function... those alien reptiles are closer than we thought...

Your daughter can probably explain the aliens to you.

And yes - our technical staff chased them away...

I bet those technical hamsters can be ferocious when roused...

So true. Stand out of their way.

http://www.hamster-club.com/behaviour.asp

It might take time, but I'll bite yer legs off if you cross me

bugger! I could never get the hang of wallpaper hanging always more on me that the ruddy wall