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Entry: Missing, Misplaced and Muddled Monarchs - A87851271
Author: Bluebottle - U43530

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Icy, I'd just like to state for the record that I am, in fact, completely convinced that Harold II is dead. I don't think anyone reading this could possibly come to the conclusion that I'm implying he's living in retirement in a 2-bed bungalow down in Dingley Dell.

He's passed on. Harold is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests in peace (possibly pieces). If he hadn't been nailed down by an arrow he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's kicked the bucket, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the in' choir invisible. HAROLD IS AN EX-MONARCH.
Of that there is no manner of doubt
No probable, possible shadow of doubt
No possible doubt whatever.

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