A Conversation for How to Be Witty
bring on the real ice cream
Peanut Started conversation Dec 30, 2012
after this piccy taken
that it is what that little cutie is saying
I reckon it is blamange and she is feeling a bit cheated
bring on the real ice cream
Peanut Posted Dec 30, 2012
not that I was trying to be witty
that is too much pressure,
so I know you said don't say the first thing that comes to mind, but you should probably know by now that is just an open invitation
can you like do that, 'think' about witty stuff I wonder or is witty what is just pops in to witty peoples heads, specially in the pithy sense
hmmm I don't know not being pithy or witty
bring on the real ice cream
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 30, 2012
Oh, yeah? You are very, very funny, though.
I like it.
Let's see what else our faithful readers can brainstorm here.
bring on the real ice cream
minorvogonpoet Posted Dec 31, 2012
Girl:
"This ice cream's ruinous for my diet and the dress is so last year."
bring on the real ice cream
Peanut Posted Dec 31, 2012
Mum and photographer in backround
Keep leaning forward Cutie, spoon over the table, spills are going to ruin the shot and the outfit
bring on the real ice cream
Peanut Posted Dec 31, 2012
Cutie - there is no way I am taking a mouthful of this, it's vile and not even proper ice cream
bring on the real ice cream
Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Dec 31, 2012
A few thoughts, all by the girl;
You didn't help crank the ice cream bucket, so you don't get any.
or
All Mine!
or
Go 'way!
FS
bring on the real ice cream
Rod Posted Jan 2, 2013
did YOU eat too much ice cream when YOU were littul, mama?
bring on the real ice cream
Beatrice Posted Jan 3, 2013
Y'all sure yous aint got no butterscotch sauce hidden back there?
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bring on the real ice cream
- 1: Peanut (Dec 30, 2012)
- 2: Peanut (Dec 30, 2012)
- 3: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 30, 2012)
- 4: minorvogonpoet (Dec 31, 2012)
- 5: Peanut (Dec 31, 2012)
- 6: Peanut (Dec 31, 2012)
- 7: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 31, 2012)
- 8: Florida Sailor All is well with the world (Dec 31, 2012)
- 9: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 31, 2012)
- 10: Rod (Jan 2, 2013)
- 11: Beatrice (Jan 3, 2013)
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