A Conversation for How to Be Witty

bring on the real ice cream

Post 1

Peanut

after this piccy taken

that it is what that little cutie is saying

I reckon it is blamange and she is feeling a bit cheated smiley - devil


bring on the real ice cream

Post 2

Peanut

not that I was trying to be witty

that is too much pressure,

so I know you said don't say the first thing that comes to mind, but you should probably know by now that is just an open invitation


can you like do that, 'think' about witty stuff I wonder or is witty what is just pops in to witty peoples heads, specially in the pithy sense

hmmm I don't know not being pithy or witty



smiley - hug


bring on the real ice cream

Post 3

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl Oh, yeah? You are very, very funny, though. smiley - hug

I like it.

Let's see what else our faithful readers can brainstorm here. smiley - winkeye


bring on the real ice cream

Post 4

minorvogonpoet


Girl:
"This ice cream's ruinous for my diet and the dress is so last year."


bring on the real ice cream

Post 5

Peanut

Mum and photographer in backround

Keep leaning forward Cutie, spoon over the table, spills are going to ruin the shot and the outfit


bring on the real ice cream

Post 6

Peanut

Cutie - there is no way I am taking a mouthful of this, it's vile and not even proper ice cream


bring on the real ice cream

Post 7

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl


bring on the real ice cream

Post 8

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

A few thoughts, all by the girl;

You didn't help crank the ice cream bucket, so you don't get any.
or
All Mine!
or
Go 'way!

Fsmiley - dolphinS


bring on the real ice cream

Post 9

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl I love it! That's just what a kid would say.


bring on the real ice cream

Post 10

Rod

did YOU eat too much ice cream when YOU were littul, mama?


bring on the real ice cream

Post 11

Beatrice

Y'all sure yous aint got no butterscotch sauce hidden back there?


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