h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

California, Alberquequequeququqquque and New Jersey!

Remember to take the left turn in Albuquerque!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU

California, Alberquequequeququqquque and New Jersey oh my!!!
That's quite an adventure...especially if you don't take such wise advice and make the correct turn at Albuquerque

You seem to be heading to the other side of the States from me, think this might call for a in my

Oh no

Don't water down your with salty tears. There is still hope. For instance I might win the Wednesday Lotto tonight ( to buy ticket>

True, it'd be a shame (a crime even) to water down with !
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You grab that lotto ticket and I'll cross fingers n toes for you (makes for interesting walking and typing I don't mind telling you ) and if you don't win then you can at least snap loads and loads of photo's so I can feel like we were there visiting

Hello all.

It appears that I fell asleep for thirteen and a half years. Did I miss anything?

Thanks to lil for restoring my account, which the Beeb declared unrecoverable several years ago.

That's coz the BBC never employed our volunteer Techs!


Good to see you made it, Scorchio! Fancy a ?


*hic*

Don't mind if I do, lil. It is almost lunchtime, after all.

*giggles*


It's almost 7pm here, and I must finish off dinner *hic*

Jump into some of the conversation is my Personal Space. Tell them lil sent you


See you later


lil x

Did someone mention lunch?

Glad we got you back Scorchio!

The back end is a little bit of a mess (understatement) but we're doing what we can to sort it out

I think I'll join y'all in a

Note the "y'all" there Monsy? I'm practicing my American accent for when I fly over tomorrow!

As a Yorkshireman lurking in Texas, I feel qualified to say "Eee by gum, y'all".

Hi, Pastey: "Y'all" is a mostly Southern accent. Enjoy your visit. .. ... ...................... . . . .. ...

Don't call people who say "y'all" yankees either

Why can't I call Pastey 'Yankees Either'

<BB<

Ya'll is very proper Southern as well as Fixin' and Yonder....And then there's the 'Well, bless their cotton (pronounced k-ought-en) pickin' hearts' or just plain 'Bless his/her heart'...oh, if someone tells you to 'sit a spell' you're sure to know they like ya'

Don't you bless their cotton socks?

I always wondered why it is only socks that are blessed, rather than any other item of cotton clothing.

<BB<

LOL!! Never blessed their socks, blessed plenty of their hearts when they've done something exceptionally 'duh' worthy
Now I have personally knocked a few of their socks off but that's a whole 'nother story

To anyone who remembers me - I'm back!

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There's no need to make such a racket, stampeding to reply!