Traveling Safishly
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2012
While traveling you usually want to do it safely, that is, wearing a seat-belt, looking where you are headed, not dying on the way, and so on. If you can not be completely safe, that is you have a chance of getting hurt, you can not but at least try to be safe-ish.
Before you travel
Before you travel make sure you have with you the aid you will need if you do get hurt. Your spaceship should include:
Escape jets
Air tanks
A parachute and other landing gear
Bandaids
A towel
Plastic and Ziplock or Auto-stamp bags
Papers and a pencil
Some pieces of fluff
An infinite improbability drive
A tent
Water
Some rope
A basket full of things
Scissors
Tissues
First second third and so forth aid
While you travel
To travel safishly you want to either know where you are going or completely not know where you are going, not seeing where you are headed, and a very strong bleif in the facts that you will possibly get somewhere without crashing thus dying in the process on the way. Once you do that you must not panic! If you panic you will die. Traveling safishly requires your belief that you are safe and that if anything happens you will surely get out of it alive. Then it is just a matter of series of events, and you will get to where you were going in no time.
How to travel
The fastest, but most unreliable way to travel is the infinite improbability drive, then come the SOL spaceships (Speed Of Light), normal space ships, planes, boats, trucks or cars, bicycles, and finally by foot. Traveling can also be done on rare occasions by map which lets you get from one coordinate point to the other if you know both of them quite well. On even more rare occasions teleportation is allowed. Otherwisee the safest thing to do is just to stay at home, waiting for it to be demolished in order to build a hyper-spacepass for intergalactic droids or something.
How to survive
Do not question your survival. If you choose to need something, get it. If you can'rt, don't need it. Do not eat everything you see, meet, or touch. Do not feed any of those either. Give help to those who will not kill you. Smile. Be a pessimist or an optimist according to your surroundings. If you need to help others be an optimist if you need to save yourself don't because it will not help. Don't stop believinging.
Have a safe trip :)