h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok i'm only a very savvy 15 year old, so don't take anything i say too seriously:



Tony Blair - For leading us into a war that is utterly none of our concern. 70% of the country are anti war, the religious community is against war, ARE YOU GETTING THE HINT YOU BLAIR? YOU MORON! If you (Blair) don't listen to us, then it's a dictatorship, you idiot.

George "Iron Man" Bush - For pushing for war, Iraq writes 11,000 pages of "I don't have any weapons" and Bush says, "Well then, you do". He just can't let it drop.

David Beckham - How can him getting a cut on his face be front page news? That is truly pathetic. Add to this, the fact that the stupid arsehole of a footie player is dicating pop culture for the entire UK, and his maneating wife, who is more of a man than Becks. The sad thing, is that Brooklyn and the other baby with a stupid name, are probably more intelligent than the "man" himself - hairband, people!

Mike Jackson - If you are stupid enough to declare to the entire world that you like to sleep in the same bed as a kid, then you deserve all the bad press that comes your way.

Johny Knoxville- Masochism is not funny, kids in the uk slit their rists for fun, you advertise beating yourself up. Pattern?


There, i've had my little rage against the machine, what do you think? Do i make good points? Or am i a moron who should just shut up?

Phil

as another savvy 15yr old, I agree entirely with u! George Bush and Tony Blair shouldn't continue pushing for a war....especially when the public majority isn't with them. We are supposed to be a democracy, the people have expressed their views...surely Blair msut have noticed the million plus people marching for peace?!?
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