h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to put up against the wall all the people who through spite, ignorance or sheer-bloodymindedness make my life more difficult

I have a blog somewhere, there will be a guide entry soon detailing the campign, but so far (4 weeks in) these are the people I want taken down:

Richard and Judy

People who win money on Richad and Judy quizzes

Soap junkies who can't get the difference between reality and fiction clear in their heads

George W Bush

Saddam

Jeb Bush

The American supreme court - ones who handed the shrub the Presidency

People who pay for Child porn

People who take child porn

Pee-wee herman

Pee-wee Herman's laywers for using the excuse that because he has so much porn that a little bit with kids in is not that bad ?!!!!?!??!?

NIMBY mothers with mobiles

People who use shared toilets without flushing them

People who use busses / go shopping and when they have to pay spend five mins getting their money

People who delay the bus by demanding to know why it was delayed
Agro black guy who pushed in front of me in the computer returns counter after I'd been waiting for an hourIts Tony "Nobody pays beforehand" (be warned all students who expect that their 3 grand top up fees will come out afterwards) Blair

The woman in the Asda Carpark in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, who couldn’t work out that putting in to 50p pieces instead of a pound coin won’t get her trolley out

The Essex LEA (local education authority or Loonies lEad Asylum) for there general incompetence

The combination of Natwest / UMIST for the can’t have a bank account / can’t have a card / can’t pay row

The Beano for me being to old to read it and enjoy it

All the Koreans who wasted everybody’s time in UMIST saying they had no money for education (which they wanted for free from one of our top institutions only to use it in South Korea) , but still managed to bet hundreds of pounds at the casino while still winning nothing.

South Korea for its economy crashing yet there still being money for their visiting students to flash.

People who didn’t have to pay fees for the same education as me and splashed the cash around.

Cheery Blair – tactically buying her alcoholic son a couple of flats just as it is announced by the husband that everybody will be paying three times more. Also annoying that I mistook her for a letter box so my credit card bill wasn’t payed, rather it was eaten

Tony – happily ignoring the promises he’d made two years ago

The NUS, lets have a protest, oh no we can’t, we want to be MPs, we can’t upset St. Tony of Bullsh*t

The bald guy who’s name I’ve forgotten that isn’t the leader (or past leader) of the Tories, you know the one that is in charge of education

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These two are just personal:

Tony H Wilson - then my flat mate would stop moaning about what a tw*t he is.

All mid-life crisis guys who have to date people 20-30 years younger than them. I'm currently 23, I wouldn't consider dating a 4 month old baby - same thing though...

I agree with you on the NUS - bunch of idiots the lot of em

"No to NUS!!"

mutter mutter *bloody students* ahem

Back in my student days, our SU people put on some great parties at top nightclubs that I could never afford to attend. The fliers had fine and wonderful graphics, the SU election posters were big and shiny, and the magazine they produced was biting with wit... But the students still lived in overpriced, infested and unsafe accomodation, and the Union dif f*k all about that. Barstewards.