h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of all the people I wish to see die a slow, lingering, bloody death, The people on the top of the list would have to be telemarketers. Every night it seems, some stranger calls me during supper wanting me to suscribe to this magazine or to use that long-distance service or to sell me a burial plot. THEY ALL SHOULD DIE!!!

P.S. My apologies to any people here who are telemarketers. You are exempt from being killed.

Let's include spammers in that category. I keep getting junk email saying I can have a bigger penis, or that I should buy Viagra, and I'm female.

It's not the poor sods who have to do the phoning to pay the bills who should be shot - it's the evil marketing managers who decide that a cold calling campaign is easier than providing a quality product that sells itself.

And the petty little companies who force their phone workers to cut people off just so that they can go to the toilet (which is monitored - god help the call centre staff with constipation)