Sneaky's Rules Of Life

Not for the faint of Ego

1. People Are Stupid¹
2. People Are Curious²
3. People Are Gullable
4. Trust no one, not even yourself
5. Repitition is the root of all insanity
6. No good deed goes unpunished
7. Not all clowns are evil, just the ones in my dreams
8. Never listen to the voices in your head, they will only get you in trouble
9. Karma's a b***h, best not to piss her off
10. Repitition is the root of all insanity
11. Only listen to the voices in your head when they want ice cream
12. Duct tape and shoe goo can fix anything
13. Only fools get what they truely deserve
14. European swallows cannot carry coconuts³
15. Repitition is the root of all insanity
16. The reason we are here is to make more of us
17. Never allow a bald barber to cut your hair
18. Follow the gourd!
19. Follow the shoe!
20. Repitition is the root of all insanity
21. There is no such thing as time
22. Everything is Illusion
23. All humor is rooted in tragedy⁴
24. The root of all evil is the heart of a black soul⁵
25. Repitition is the root of all insanity
26. Doctors do not have your best intrests at heart⁶
27. 90% of all women are scum
28. 90% of all men are dogs, lets hope they find the women from #27
29. Commit random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty
30. Reptition is the root of all insanity
31. Whatever the pundits say you should do, do the exact oppisite
32. Might may not make right, but it certainly writes the history books
33. Pedophiles should be burned at the stake
34. Pave the planet, get the space programs into high gear
35. Repitition is the root of all insanity
36. A pill cannot cure starvation and poor sanitation⁷
37. If at first you don't succede, get a bigger hammer
38. The chicken came first
39. Don't forget to bring a towel⁸
40. Repititon is the root of all insanity
41. Never put a catterpiller in you back pocket
42. The ultimate answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything
43. Idle minds are the devils playground
44. Keep your mind entertaining, the devil hates to be bored
45. Repition is the root of all insanity
46. ⁹
47. The judicial system in America is sort of like the Eagles song, 'Hotel California'¹⁰
48. Never believe anything you read
49. Always eat hotdogs on fridays
50. Repitition is the root of all insanity
51. I'm always right!¹¹
52. The only thing in life to regret is the oppertunity not taken
53. The truth will not set you free
54. Never insult an enemy, especially if they have unstopable bunnies¹²
55. Repition is the root of all insanity
56. F**k 'em if they can't take a joke¹³

Blah, blah, blah! Don't I ever say anything worthwhile?

No.

So, What? Am I accomplishing anything?

Nope

I'm just trying to make some kind of sense of this sprawling amalgam called hootoo while visually representing my travels and all my great green has been through. Enjoy! and remember to leave me a message if you like any of it, if you hate any of it or have a burning desire to correct my grammer. I need my grammer (or puncutation, for that matter) corrected, there is this pesky comma that just appears wherever it pleases, so I need some help evicting this rogue comma from my space.

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