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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Mar 31, 2005
Ok I'll be the man with the flare. Twitch was to get the contact to get him a job was he not? Look guys this is'nt some coffee shop shoot out there are train armed guards with Ak's in there and itchy trigger fingers no time for mucking it up got it. I can only cove so much through the scope and it looks as I'm short a spotter so let's not count to heavily on luck got it. Whatever you do be sure of it before you do it. Let make it smooth as a baby's bum and by the numbers. None of us what's to rot in some prison or die.
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guina Posted Mar 31, 2005
*Gives twitch the piece of paper with the password on it*
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TBC Posted Mar 31, 2005
Twitch, if you phone the company and ask for an interview they should set one up. Also, ask to be shown around, so you get a feel for the place. If possible arrange it so our contact is showing you around. Then we can launch the raid whilst you are being taken round the facility.
~Skenvoy
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Mar 31, 2005
< Yeah Twich concider me the office of human resources for Acme bombs. If you want it blown up we have the truck
The Company's slogan>
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ShadeTheif Posted Apr 1, 2005
*Enters the booth to make a few calls*
*Waits for the 3rd ring and then enters his 6 digit access code*
"Hello, HQ? ... This is Twitch, I need you to run off some fake credentials for me under the alias of 'Roy DeForest'. They need to be suitable for an explosives expert, and good enough to guarantee I get hired. Also, make sure the university I attended is listed as the same one as our contact for the Iron Child mission. Got all that? ... Thanks, e-mail me the details once you get them done."
"Hello? ... Hi, I'm Roy DeForest, I'm a chemical explosives expert. I heard you were hiring, and I'd like to apply for a job. ... Yeah, I can attend an interview then. ... Oh, I was wondering if you could have someone give me a tour while I'm there. I heard an old friend of mine from college was working for you, I'd be great if you could have him show me around. ... You'll see if he's free then? Thanks! Could you give me the time of the appointment again? I want to make sure I have it right. ... Ok, thanks, I'll make sure to be there."
*Dials the number and waits.*
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Apr 1, 2005
Hello This the receptionist. I can't be for certain Mr DeForest. Let me put you through to the Department of human resorces. Hold please.*Cheesey Farsi hold music* Mr DeForest What's that are we hiring Well yes we are. Could you fax us your resume'. The fax number is 1-866-789-1246. Thank you sir I will make sure your resume' get's top priorty.
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TBC Posted Apr 3, 2005
*the contact answers his phone*
Hello?
~Skenvoy
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Apr 3, 2005
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Apr 3, 2005
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CSLoftheHAT_02 Posted Apr 6, 2005
[A man walks out of a Starbucks with a 
in hand. The smae person walks over to a payphone on the opposite end of the street. He Walks in and fiddles in his pocket for a coin, but instead wires some cables to a PDA in his coat. Dials a number.]
Hello, is this Universal Exports? I am looking for an exporter of Swiss Watches. Thank you...[Presses key on PDA]...Security Code 540996434, Ghost Speaking. Waiting for next Assignment.
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guina Posted Apr 6, 2005
the next assignment is waiting for twitch to turn up and fax the bomb factory!!
and now back to music:
FX: Jame Bond Theme Tune
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CSLoftheHAT_02 Posted Apr 6, 2005
Not the FX: James Bond Theme,
FX:Goldeneye Trailer James Bond Theme, Moby
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CSLoftheHAT_02 Posted Apr 6, 2005
O crap, Now I am drinking. I'll be sober again at 12:00
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Apr 6, 2005
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Apr 6, 2005
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Apr 6, 2005
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