h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The fortress is on a peninsula at the top of steep cliffs. The land route is heavily guarded and the only jetty leads up a steep path to the same heavily defended front gate as the land route. The cliffs are an entrance possibility but getting to them without being spotted/detected might be dificult.
Remember, if you alert the guards our informant will be killed.

~Skenvoy

*Kills the engine of his speedboat, and drops anchor. Pulls up the top of his wetsuit and dons goggles. Falls back into the water.*

*a patrol boat can be seen in the distance, though it does not seem to be heading on an intercept course with the abandoned boat*

~Skenvoy

*Fortunately the speedboat is totally empty, as Hussassan is carrying all the gadgets he came with in special pouches. He swims onto a dark area of the beach where there are no searchlights and enters a convenient abandoned cave.*

~Skenvoy

Can we have the picture? I like to have an idea.

*Is currently 20 miles away sitting in an icecream van monitoring Hussein's progress*


All agents, come in as you approach. I will be recording your progress and providing weaponry,technology and information as you need it before staging my own entry

*walks upto the hatch of the ice cream truck dressed in casule clothes*

99 please

*tucks her gun into the waistband of her trousers and starts up the shadowy side of the cliff that is sparsely, but convienently dotted with bushes*

*gives Khamsin a 99flake, complete with ray gun flake* Yeah well this is to replace the chip that got EATEN.


Arisztid don't forget a rope set. And if possible rendevu with others climbing the cliffs. You can all form a jump team


*sits back with a cherry icelolly*
Better get a move on at some point.


SOMEONE GET THAT BOAT OUT OF THERE PRONTO

*emerges from a set of tunnels leading to a near by out of sight beach, dons scuba gear and swims undetected to speedboat and moves it out of enemy range - waits for further instructions*

kat, can you set up some sort of meeting place so we dont have to waste time trying to find each other?

All those climbing the cliffs meet inside the doughnut factory you will find at the top of the cliffs round the back of the castle.
YOU'LL GET FREE DOUGHNUTS AND I WILL BE WAITING THERE FOR YOU

Saint She-having secured the boat at the base of the cliffs proceed with your original plan to the doughnut factory


NOTE- My girlfriend has just bu8ilt the dougbnut factory apparently and Deep Purple can also be witness there live.

*ties up the speed boat, climbs out and gets rid of scuba gear into a black catsuit before beginning the climb up to the doughnut factory. half way up stops to check handy radar cunningly disguised as a mirror and face powder compact for any nearby enemy it appears they are all safely tucked up with teddies and doughnuts... carries on scaling cliffs. after reaching the top hides climbing gear in an alcove behind the wall and walks towards the doughnut factory*

*munches on doughnut and listens to Deep Purple*

Once you all get to the doughnut factory we will have a break for , doughnuts, , dip, and , and more doughnuts until Sken or an enemy turns up to the thread

*A guard standing outside the guardroom (which resembles a donught factory in the style of all good guard rooms) walks towards the door to get a donught*
*the sound of his boots can be heard from inside the room*

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*in the base control room a radio crackles slightly during a scan of the air waves*

~Skenvoy

*walks past guard does the hair flick and smile (a ploy every girl has to make guys do whatever they want) who then follows me around before i kick him somewhere nasty before giving him a dose of tranquiliser*

mmmm doughnuts.... ooo sugar strand...

*the guard collapses unconcious to the floor, as such going weak at the knees 'cos of She *

~Skenvoy

Okay She stand guard by the door and kick any guards in the googlies whilst the rest of us munch on doughnuts for a while. I have an AMAZING plan!

anyone else here yet?

*walks into guard room worried at the sight of two guards and a radio as they look menacingly at me*

ooops this isnt the new toni and guy?

You guys just want a doughnut don't you? This gorgeous girl was just coming to offer some