h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you recall some of the WMDs you were tracking were shipped out of the country before you could get to them. Using our satlelites we have discovered that the boats are not heading to the locations recorded in the habour log. We have got permission to dock a nuclear submarine in the habour and it will take you close to the ships. You will then be fired out of the torpedo hatches in one man SDV's (Swimmer delivery vehicles). These will get you to the ships. From then on your mission is to take over ths ships. It would be advisable to take out the communications between them before launching your assults. Try and take the leaders alive if possible. Remember that there are a lot more of them than there are of you, and if they think they are threatened the ships will split. Also we cannot risk the WMD's being used from the ships themselves, which is a possibility.

~Skenvoy

righto.



where is everybody?

ah well...

*unpacks rucksack*
We're going out through a torpedo tube, pal. You got 21 inches of space. Think thin. Comms, weapon, you.

Anyway, depending on how many people we got coming with us, we should get someone in the bridge, and someone in the engineroom. Clear those spots, and the ship can't move. Then we clear the rest of the boat, and put the weapons in a stable condition.

good thing i'm so small then - all that space rest of you will be taking up with your *feet* in the sdv's will hold quite a bit more stuff for me. still, i'm taking your advice, and packing light. light, but not non-lethal.

i'm thinking of bringing some of the - ahem - stuff i brought with me for the last mission. you reckon it'll be of any use? i'll have to keep it away from the wmd's though...

*walks in*
Hi guys, I'm coming too. This is my first mission what do you think I need? I guess large scale explosives are out of the question

well we have these *hands Khamsin some small packages*
Imagine c4. Now imagine about 10 times that power. thats waht they have... but I wouldn't advise using them unless we really need to!

~Skenvoy

*Emerges from the shadows in a mysterious way.*

hi everyone, I've been offline so much lately, had a lot of study to do. I am carrying a palmtop computer and several ninja death stars. Hell, Khamsin.

Wow, the new ones! I'm still using ninja inconvenience stars.

Anyway, Chemist, you're with me. We'll probably split up and each take one of the ships. Go to the bridge and take out the defenders. The radio room is right next to that, so blow the equipment with what Sken gave you, then head down to the crew quarters. Someone else will take the engineroom and cargo bays.

You only have 21 inches diameter, so think thin. The HK MP-5 is a great submachinegun. Or their new G-36. Take a sidearm, I use Walther P99. Many like HK USP 40mm. Bring dart adapter; knock out any high ranking personnel.

Other than that, take your comm unit, thermal goggles, gas mask, and whatever else you can fit. Good luck

*Packs the stuff NuclearConfusion meantioned*
Its good to be on board, I think

You'll be fine, just keep your head, and keep it down.
And it's Blunder. Rolling Blunder. Heavy weapons and explosives.

we've got mp5s here? my favourite gun!



what with the stuff i've put in them, it wouldn't do to have the seals rupture.... eh heh heh, there's nothing half as sweet as a biological weapon.... speaking of which -



you might want to hang on to this, just in case. same thing we used last mission. corrosives. i don't know how useful they'll be this time around, but it can't hurt having it around, hey?

ok team, lets get ready to go

~Skenvoy

*Gets into a torpedo pod.*

Hey, there's a lot more room in here then I thought!

So do we take the ships one by one as a team or do we split up and take one each?

Depends on how many people we have. Looks like you, The Chemist, Dr. Bloodlust, annd myself. You think two can take a ship, or do we all go on one? ...The crew will be mostly hiding below so they don't get seen...

* walks in*
the chemist reporting for duty
get in the torpedo tube you say?
*gets in with his equiptment and awaits being fired*

well, if we're all going to hit one boat, we're going to have to get to the comm systems real quick or real quiet before the proverbial stench drifts downwind! then again, with more people we'd probably get the job done quicker -

i'd propose taking out everybody with nerve gas through central ventilation, only it might er, damage the leaders...

*comes running with compact bagand AK*
HEY! wait for me guys! ima comin!!! ima comin!!!
*jumps aboard*
ok where do yall want me to go?

ok team, I'll help you out... I think nerve gas would work... we'd just need to get it to the vents

~Skenvoy

*Gets a small vial of nerve gas from a member of the crew.*

With this stuff we should be able to get one ship each, but let's dilute it somewhat so that the leaders don't die, just get pararlysed.

curare! just in case you want to get vicious up close. just don't waste 'em cos i have a limited supply of them.

now, have i got everything? ...oops, gas mask and goggles, yes.