h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Following your previous mission many of the terrorist camps were taken out. Unfortunatly one base was alerted to our presence before we could strike at them and all of the information was deleted from the computer systems, as well as the terrorists escaping themselves. Our satlelites showed us that the went to the docks we have been monitoring and the ships then left. However, their route takes them into what we can only assume are underground docks, or lakes of somekind and we cannot see them there. Luckily there is still one boat in the dock. As you have had experience infiltrating an enemy camp we want you to inflitrate that ship. DO NOT get caught or destroy it. This is a recon mission. Your mission is to find out where the ship is going and what happens when it gets there. If you are caught we will send back up as soon as we can. All weapons you need will be OSP (on site production) as we cannot risk you alarming them by going in armed. Good luck.

~Skenvoy

ok guys...
report for duty

Eruditorum reporting for duty.

The Professor
Societas Eruditorum

Skullock here, Reporting for duty.

Eagle here, reporting for BBC News.

Oops Just been doing career tests.

Eagle here, reporting for duty.

three Agents....
so we have to inflitrate the ship on a recon mission...
and we are NOT to blow it up as we leve
(you are such a spoilsport sken )

and there you were anthea saying you had no agents

~Skenvoy

Ah, did you guys miss me?

yes
it just wasent the same without you scullock,
glad to have you back

Ah, thanks.

Anyway, on to the mission. So can i still kill people as long as i do it quick and silent like, or should i just try and avoid doing that.

well...
the breafing dosent say anything about not killing them...
just not getting caught
and if the breafing dosent say we cant do it that obviously meens that we can...

Right, it just says they're not gonna give us the weapons to do it with.

*Unlaces on of his shoe laces.*

*Wraps some of it around each of his hands and looks around maliciously.*

Right, i've got my weapon for now.

on site weapons...
meening the budget couldent strech....
oh well...

i suppose we better find some way to get onto the ship

*Squints across the water to the ship.*

Ah, does this mean i'm gonna have to get wet? Geez Sken is getting cheap if he can't even give us dry suits!

tell us about it...
i wonder what he has spent the budget on this time...
there must be something round here we can use to get to that ship
*looks around but can only see a small wooden rowing boat*
oh thay cannot be serious...

It could be worse, he could have just given us all life preservers and a paddle.

*walks over and starts checking the boat for leaks.*

*looks up at the storm clouds gathering overhead*
talking about life preservers do we have any?

*looks in the Emergency box in a small hut on the dockside*

I think Sken spent the money allocated for those too...

we are going to have to have a serious budget discusion with him when we get back...
if we get back

*a call comes from the water*
hey guys, here
*suddenly Skenvoy is visible*
the boat is here, just step onto it... there you are. So much for no budget!!
See the boat? No, why? 'Cos its invisible! Ye of little faith, our labs made it quick enough.
Anyway this can get you onto their ship without being spotted. And before you ask why we don't follow in this boat it doesn't have teh ability to go that far out to sea.

~Skenvoy