h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmm
*takes out sword and activates stelth gear*
*several gards drop dead on the ground*

Nice. *somersaults forward and while rolling removes to elven daggers and starts stabbing guards*

ah yes but it seems a little pointless all we are doing is killing gards

What seems pointless? They come back, thats why they are called training bots. I set them up. *looks all proud at his creation as he shoots a guard thats getting up off the ground with a big hole in his head* They stay on the ground as soon as a hole is put into them for about 10 minutes. Amazing isn't it?

yes but well....
*shoots gard*

*Adjusts main training program for droids
"lets have some fun"
*pulls out fine rapier
*bots start to speed up
*fight them off as fast as they come
*rapier changes into broadsword
* limbs begin to fly and still they come faster (and limbless)
"now this is fun"
*stops for a drink
"this is only good for killing"
*reprogroms main training droids
*pulls out chessboard
"lets play"
now playing 10 games simultaneously blind folded

well as long as its fun....

"Takes to high ground"... as my speciality is sniping I am "boning up" on my skills...


Wearing dark clothing to mask the floor and using a shader on my scope I lay down to the ground and listen to the surrounding noises... I hear traffic and sirens... and see people walking around, doing their day to day activities... a member of this crowd has been "marked" by central command to be taken out by me...


I scope the crowd... checking each and everyone for the distinguishing looks that central command have given me... a male/6ft 1/dark brown hair/green eyes/waering dark blue suit with navy blue tie... possibly using a cellular phone... the man has two boydyguards surrounding him, they must not be hurt...


I have found my target, about to cross busy street with his guards... I watch his moves, each step he takes, breathing with him, watching him and his guards... I life up my scope visor and take the safety off of m rifle... I aim for his eyes... I watch... I wait... I fire...


Mission accompished... training complete...




Serj

Stealth training...



I take out my infra-red scope and scan the area... I'm in a snowy enviroment in the outskirts of Northern Switzerland... I must infiltrate the border without being discovered and gain entry to a vehicle waiting for me within the perimeter...



My mission will take place at 19:30 hours...



Smith

I am watching the area, looking for possible entry points... their are guards along the border line and high-beam lights and barbed wire also surround the area...


I have discovered a possible point of entry on the Far Eastern end of the border line... the number of guards thins out to one at this point and he doesn't look older than 25, he looks demoralised, so shouldn't put up much of a fight...


I leave my position and head towards my target... I take out my anasthetic and load a capsule of it into my Silenced PP7... I hit the guard in the neck and quickly run down the hill and hide the guard... take his clothing... but not before breaking his neck and covering him in snow...


I have now crossed the border... I have with me, false identification and a duffle-sack with a change of clothing in...


I reach my vehicle and drive to the Switzerland MI42 underground headquarters...


Mission accomplished...




Smith...

Very good serj
now would you like a drink

No thanks mate, I do't drink alcohol etc...


No I'm not religious and yes I am over 18... hard to believe I don't drink I know but it's true... and I'm 19, lmao...



Smith...

You like SOAD then
If you dont drink the have a coffe with me

You like SOAD then
If you dont drink the have a coffe with me

Yeah SOAD are okay...


My Serj Tankian name is a long story from the first day I joined the Leisure District (1999) and the name just stuck with me...



Do you like SOAD also then??...




Well obviously you do... I mean... what's your fave track/s???...




Serj

There my girlfriends favourite band but like some of there stuff
of to see them soon

Oh right... does your girlfriend come on here?? (hope you don't mind me asking)... I might know her if she does...



They're very good live...




Serj

no you probly will not see her here shes to busy.
unlike me she has a life

Lol...


I have a life (but not on weekends) too knackered to do much...



Serj

*walks in waring her chamelion suit*
time to do some pre-mission training
*puts basket of cakes on the table*
*draws sword and starts to chop up the enemy gards*
*brings out her gun for some target practice*