h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I used to think my life was full of uncertainties :- now I am not so sure.

Tommy Mac

"The Divine Perfection may not suit my plans."

Chaiwallah Baba. 19 August 2003

Be careful what you pray for ,your prayers may be answered .

Tommy Mac

"Everywhere is just another place." - Me

Hedgemon?

"He who does not die postpones the inevitable"

Oh gosh... the little spots that show me how many pages there are didn't show up until after I posted that...

Oh, yeah, I've done that a few times. Makes you feel like a right twonk, doesn't it? What a pity you can't edit your entries after you've posted them, like you can on certain other boards I won't name.

So drop the 1st line, its irrelevant

I hope you don't mind me saying, but I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

The "hedgemon " is irrelevant.

The quote after it may or may not be. "He who does not die postpones the inevitable." -no idea who said it.

"When the Gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers"

Or something like that

-Oscar Wilde

Please type in your name and a Philosophical Phrase to join.
Please type in a Philosophical Phrase and your name.
Oh I have plenty... They may not all mistakes, I wrote them a long tie ago jsut for fun but they weren't supposed to be philosophical, just funny...

If you go off a bridge and don’t get wet, get out of the car.

If you kill two rabbits, in twenty years you will have prevented over 4000 rabbits from being born.

There’s always a bigger fish, but it doesn’t necessarily live on this planet.

During wartime, shooting the sun with a BB gun won’t help. Usually.

Aliens can beat your watchdog any day.

Anyone with any sense would attach a generator to a hamster wheel.

The secret (ahem) method to pass any course in high school or college: plagiarize.

You’re only as ugly as you look in the mirror.

If the lights don’t go on, maybe you’re hitting the wrong light switch. Maybe you aren’t hitting any light switch at all.

You only think that you saw a UFO. That was a blimp with a lot of odd, blinking lights.

The most important theme that they tried to teach us first hand in high school was “Survival of the fittest”

Kids: don’t try this at home! Teens: you need parental supervision! Adults: What the hell, go for it!

{Your lucky star was sucked into a black hole.
Your lucky star turned into a black hole and sucked in all your friends’ lucky stars.
You never had a lucky star.
You never had a lucky star. That was a wandering comet.
Your lucky star died a sudden, abrupt death. No one noticed.}
The window of opportunity snapped shut on your fingers.
Life is a game. But you don’t have to burn the game board.
The sky falling on your head is just like the building that you’re in falling down. Except there’s no door.
If the world blows up tomorrow, it’s your fault.
When the world blows up, make sure you’ve got a good lawyer.
When the world blows up, make sure you’re not Jewish. I’m… uh… not sure why though.
Yin Yang is choosing sides.
They guarantee absolutely 100% no risks for one half of this ride. The second half.
Your fingers are slipping. You’re losing your grip… tumbling… falling… down the ladder of life.
Famous last words: I bet know one’s ever done this before!; I wonder what this button does?; Of course it won’t hurt! (*Beep*)

If you can understand Shakespeare ,you have beeb born 400 years too late

Tommy Mac

Serj Tankian

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"

What's the difference between a martyr and a suicide?

Martyrs are on our side.

Thorondir says:
"I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole,son..."

Probably wise.

So am I in or not?
And I am Greek!
Figure that out...

Well, prove it!

What has nationality got to do with it?

Well, as you might know, Greeks were among the earliest philosophers.
I don't think I have to mention any names.
A big part of what you call the western civilization was inspired by some of their ideas.
But that is ancient history.
The remark was trying to be passed as a joke.

And I don't like proving myself that much.
So...
Does talking about God, Life, the Universe and Everything really make you a philosopher, or is it something more to it?
Ponder about that a little bit...