A Conversation for The Terranic Army
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Terran Started conversation Aug 29, 2002
Right Soldiers! Sign here and get it over with! Everyone starts off as a Private, but if your nice to me You can probably get promoted quickly. Heres the form, just sign on the dotted line....
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 29, 2002
*Short, mousy female with an American Flag patch on the side of her bomber jacket, and a duffle slung over one shoulder marches in.*
Will you take trans-atlantic, trainees, then?
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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
We're a global organisation here, so all are welcome. Just get a bunk in the Barracks (<./>http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97320?thread=205646) and welcome aboard!
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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
Are you ready to join the army son? Oh and I like my tea mith milk but no sugars thankyou.
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Aug 29, 2002
I've neaver heard of mith milk, but I woun't like to just the army, perhaps just the cooking and cleaning? You know I got a staf right?
-- DoctorMO --
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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
Erm... I mean with milk. Well I've got few jobs you could do, you can either be the Chief Medical officer (which is quite an apt name really for you, and you get an instant promotion to Leutenant), the Chief Engineer (which also gets you a promotion to Leutenant), or the tea boy (which would make you the general dogsbody, if you like that sort of thing).
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spook Posted Aug 29, 2002
can i join this wonderful army. but i don't want to be a private. promote me and i'll make u the best cup of known to man. it's a proven fact i make the best. milk no sugar is my speciality. for my title i was thinking of something along the lines of "Sergeant Spook". Has a nice ring to it don't u think?
spook
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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
*Gives Spook funny look...*
Alright I'll make you a "Sergeant Spook", but only because you make tea the way I like it.
Glad to have you on board, now go and make a bunk in the Barracks Sergeant Spook.
General Terran
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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
Congratulations DoctorMO, Now go and get your bunk in the barracks.(<./>http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97320?thread=205646) Terran
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spook Posted Aug 29, 2002
here is a strong for u sir, with milk and two sugars.
i am the master of making and if any1 in this army wants a cup of then i am the person to ask for one. i believe that most of my and other refreshments are served at Spook's place (my personal space) so if any1 of u r hungry or thirsty then visit my space and i will provide u with free refreshments.
Sergeant Major Spook
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Terran Posted Aug 29, 2002
Very Good Sergeant Major, Just the way I like it. Your not after another promotion so early are you? *Raises an eyebrow at Sergeant Major Spook*
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spook Posted Aug 29, 2002
it's never too early to suck up to the boss, and it's never too early to go after another promotion. they have to be ferengi rules of aquition, but even if they aren't i'm following. the earlier the promotion, the higher the rank i can achieve at a younger age, sir.
Sergeant Major Spook
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Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels Posted Aug 30, 2002
What's left for little o' me? Shoal Prexy reporting SIR! Like I said, Clue#1 Prexy is short for president but you don't have one of thoughs over there. Good for you. If I don't have to cut my hair I'm in. and I am not happy till the spoon stands stait up in my and yes I love the it with milk and maybe a drop of honey and some butterscotch schnapps. (only when off duty of course) *raises both eyebrows, slicks back hair, and raises arm to face drapped in black cloth)
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Aug 30, 2002
Standing to attention
Reporting for duty, Sir!
After inquiring about officers quarters ive been instructed to report to the General.
Are you the General? Sir
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Aug 30, 2002
Standing to attention
Reporting for duty, Sir!
After inquiring about officers quarters ive been instructed to report to the General.
Are you the General? Sir
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- 1: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 2: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Aug 29, 2002)
- 3: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 4: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 5: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 6: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 8: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 9: spook (Aug 29, 2002)
- 10: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 11: spook (Aug 29, 2002)
- 12: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 13: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 14: spook (Aug 29, 2002)
- 15: Terran (Aug 29, 2002)
- 16: spook (Aug 29, 2002)
- 17: Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels (Aug 30, 2002)
- 18: Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels (Aug 30, 2002)
- 19: British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... (Aug 30, 2002)
- 20: British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... (Aug 30, 2002)
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